Geek: Today, I realized how sad my life is when for my 18th birthday,... - FML

By BMTH2296 - 21/03/2014 23:42 - United States

Today, I realized how sad my life is when for my 18th birthday, I went to a strip club, by myself, in GTA V. FML

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By assante2010 - 24/07/2011 00:09 - United States

Today, my friends and I went to the strip club for my birthday. I now know how my sister is paying for her new car. FML

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By bdayloser - 07/11/2009 05:24 - Canada

Today, I celebrated my 18th birthday. Alone. My only birthday wish came from the police officer who gave me a ticket. FML

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Pace yourself

By Anonymous - 20/02/2021 11:01

Today, for my 18th birthday, I went out to a club with my mate and I drank so much I ended up breaking my nose. I was there for an hour. FML

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Night on the tiles

By obese_chicken - 06/11/2009 06:59 - Australia

Today, I went out to celebrate my birthday with a big group of friends. After waiting in line to get into a club, the bouncer looked me up and down and said, "No fat chicks." My friends went into the club without me and left me to take a $100 taxi home alone. FML

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Quite the gamble

By Anonymous - 25/03/2011 19:25 - United States

Today, to celebrate my older sister's 21st birthday, my parents forced me to take the night off work so we could all go to the casino. Not only is this coming out of my vacation, I wasn't old enough to enter the casino, so I had to sit in the car. FML

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By azmom - 27/03/2012 17:51 - United States - Phoenix

Today, I dropped off my 19 year old daughter at her first job. It's at a strip club. FML

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Sweet Sixteen

By Anonymous - 17/09/2021 13:59 - Netherlands

Today, it's my 16th birthday. My parents forgot about it, and planned a weekend out of town. I was alone on my birthday. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/03/2015 17:10 - United States - Tallahassee

Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be romantic to take me to a strip club for our 1-year anniversary. FML

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By Aeare_ - 17/09/2016 04:15 - United States - Dixon

Today, it was my 21st birthday and I invited a handful of my best friends over. They all stood me up and I drank alone in my apartment. Happy birthday to me. FML

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Sobering

By Imnotfromhere - 13/06/2021 16:01

Today, I went to a bar to celebrate my 26th birthday. I got ripped off by the bartender all night because she secretly gave me non-alcoholic versions of my drinks. Apparently I look like I'm 16, so she thought my ID was fake. Happy birthday to me. FML

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Rallred32 20

Saturday 22 March 2014 5:03

Well...happy birthday!

jmfreee 16

Saturday 22 March 2014 5:04

At least you saw strippers somewhere. Happy Birthday!

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wowwzaa 15

Saturday 22 March 2014 5:09

aww not cool

babygurll19 10

Saturday 22 March 2014 5:13

Happy birthday! Hope you made it rain on them strippers

HaloeNae 15

Saturday 22 March 2014 5:17

At least you have a console and games to play so you aren't spending your birthday with nothing. Yey for the small things(: Try getting out and socializing?

maggiefox 25

Saturday 22 March 2014 5:17

I'll go to the real club with you :)

alyant 12

Saturday 22 March 2014 5:23

Happy 18th!!! Video games can be so much refer than reality sometimes

alyant 12

Saturday 22 March 2014 5:25

Better*

ladystate 22

Saturday 22 March 2014 5:32

"Time you enjoy wasting, was not wasted." - John Lennon If you love playing video games then you spent your birthday perfectly! Happy birthday, OP!

Rag_dollxx 21

Saturday 22 March 2014 5:37

Yes and if you submit an FML afterwards then you probably didn't.

91guy 6

Saturday 22 March 2014 23:47

ladystate youre beautiful wow

Yeshua_fml 19

Saturday 22 March 2014 5:34

Hey! **** are ****.

False_Stupidity 41

Saturday 22 March 2014 11:55

Digital ****, especially ones without any basis in reality are not the same as real ****... There's no comparison.

Yeshua_fml 19

Saturday 22 March 2014 17:50

I think you take your name too literally.

JaneChemi_fml 21

Monday 24 March 2014 13:01

you can not squish virtual **** around in your hands. there's no comparison between the two

TheCerealKiller 24

Saturday 22 March 2014 5:35

Sounds like a good time to me.

JoshuahColins 19

Saturday 22 March 2014 5:36

I told my best friend that I loved her. She didn't feel the same. .. just saying it could be worse.

toaster123 11

Saturday 22 March 2014 19:10

fyl

91guy 6

Saturday 22 March 2014 5:36

Video games are awesome.

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Today, I finally heard a woman tell me "I've never seen one so big before!" Too bad it was my dentist talking about one of my cavities. FML

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Today, I spent my first night at my boyfriend's place, and my first night sleeping beside him. I woke up in the early hours to him holding me and muttering in his sleep something like "surprise fisting". I'm beyond terrified. FML

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