By Anonymous - 09/09/2009 04:27 - United States

Today, I realized I forgot to write a 5000 word essay for my English class. I tried to be calm since I had until midnight to finish, and it was only 8pm. I typed for three hours straight,and finished the assignment. I read over the instruction again, and realized it only had to be 500 words. FML
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Same thing different taste

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OH wow.... maybe they'll think you're an overachiever. You'll pass this class. :P

if the topic is simple enough to be covered in 500 words, what else did you write about?

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Drae54 1

Lol at least you know you can write a long essay now.

An essay can be a two paragraph piece. It's more the style that it is written in that differentiates an essay from, let's say, a report.

barroomhero 0

Dude, that's like 20 pages double spaced...how did you manage that in three hours?

purpleindigo 1

Extra credit! :D Pretty skilled procrastinator here :P Or this is fake. :/

Diogen 0

Agreed. If it is real, live & learn.

You'll show off a good impression towards teachers. (:

Dude i know EXACTLY how you feel. *hugs* Save it for later lol?

5000 words in 3 hours = 1700 words an hour. WTF?

You don't count them by hand. Do you even know how to use a computer besides posting here? Word processing programs will almost always have a word count option.