Intimacy: Today, I realized I get more pleasure from a tampon than my boyfriend... - FML

By Username - 06/02/2011 00:10 - United States

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Today, I realized I get more pleasure from a tampon than my boyfriend I have been having sex with for the past six months. FML

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By Cantgetno - 20/09/2011 07:45 - United States

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Today, I realized my tampon goes deeper than my boyfriend. FML

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Same

By Anonymous - 08/01/2015 14:24 - Estonia - Tallinn

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Today, my boyfriend told me that he gets more pleasure out of using a Q-tip than he does having sex with me. FML

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By O-|---<=~ - 18/10/2013 23:01 - United States - Bellingham

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Today, my otherwise lovely boyfriend of a month showed his true colors. He freaked out when he learned that I use tampons instead of pads. He yelled that using them is like cheating on him, because his penis is the only thing that should ever enter me. FML

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By wet dreams - 12/02/2016 17:46 - United States - Cartersville

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Today, I came to the realization that I dream more about my vibrator than I do about my boyfriend. FML

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By Eva - 13/02/2011 09:32 - France

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Today, my boyfriend woke me up by playing with the string of my tampon. FML

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Mind games

By LittleRed - 05/03/2012 08:45 - United States

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Today, I got more turned on by the idea of sex with my boyfriend than actually doing it. FML

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Is that it?

By Better not - 24/01/2018 20:00 - United States - Kenai

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Today, while on vacation with my boyfriend, I decided it would be a good time to try getting intimate with him for the first time. It turns out his penis is so small that I get more enjoyment from a tampon applicator. We're stuck in this cabin for another five days. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/05/2016 15:15 - Denmark

Today, I decided to make the switch from pads to tampons. My boyfriend ended up having to show me how to apply them. FML

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By itchtoscratch - 04/07/2016 04:14

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Today, I get more pleasure out of scratching my balls than I do out of any sexual activity with my girlfriend. FML

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By noosher0990 - 18/02/2010 00:30

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Today, I found out that my neighbor gets more pleasure out of me and my husband having it off then I do. FML

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Top comments

glwtta 0

Sunday 6 February 2011 9:41

I guess it would be kinda weird if your boyfriend got more pleasure from your tampon than you do.

Doortje 29

Sunday 6 February 2011 9:26

Wow, it must be really, really bad then. I suggest talking to him about it. Which you should have done months ago.

Comments

Jacob_Taura 0

Thursday 17 November 2011 14:23

That suckz, for the BF and thatz sad for you, XD

jmck2022 3

Wednesday 28 December 2011 2:21

Ah the thumb sized penis- good for nothing- never even bother to go any further with anything after you see a dick that small- love will just never quite be there

cheersarahxo 0

Thursday 5 January 2012 17:19

are you ashley martin? b1tch

littlecuntcats 6

Sunday 27 May 2012 1:28

How the hell do you get off on a tampon?

Bassel7 5

Monday 25 February 2013 4:54

Did you eat it afterwards?

Warm_Apple_Pie 21

Wednesday 4 March 2015 4:46

The tampon or her boyfriend?

saltysilverfox 7

Friday 6 December 2013 19:04

lose him

BitterJay 5

Monday 18 August 2014 4:58

Is he Asian?

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