By the critic - 18/06/2012 10:22 - Canada - Saint Catharines

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Today, I realized I have been single for far too long when I was turning off porno after porno because I couldn't stand the horrible acting. FML
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aimee910 11

Just find one that's all sex and no story. I don't like it when they talk anyways.

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BuffaloSabres134 8

Don't worry, you'll find somebody, everyone eventually does.

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Comments

klovemachine 24

If you're upset about the acting then you're doing it all wrong :D

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smydiwannafthata 5

You never focus on acting. **** rule#34.

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KMtheDrummer 6

Rule 34 is an ENTIRELY different thing...

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ohSNAPyall 26

Apparently **** has a lot more rules than I expected.

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GVirdi 11

Honestly I didnt know there was more than one rule for ****.. "don't get caught watching it" is the only rule I know

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nevershoutkendal_fml 10

Rule 34 is if something exists, someone, somewhere has made **** of it.

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wruch 6

Thats when you make your own!! It can be singles masturbation ****.

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

What, jacking off with one hand and holding skull in the other? "To Fap, or not to Fap: that is the question.

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laden_swallow09 34

Alas, poor Yourdick! For I knew him well…

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perdix 29

You ought to get a girlfriend so you can experience horrible acting live and in person. The on-screen fake ****** can't hold a candle to a real fake ******.

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aJaguarinRed 9

Alright I'll go along with the stereotypes. When you find said girlfriend who has fake O's you will see the on-screen long 20 minute sex has nothing on your real short 45 second sex!

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downtime 12

Naw, someones a little bitter...and clearly fakes orgasms...something must have hit home a bit hard.

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lilysmiles143 0

awww that sucks! go on a dating site, go clubbing, meet people, stop watching ****!

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aJaguarinRed 9

And that is when you discovered.... HENTAI!!!

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TheDrudgeChild 4

Horrible Japanese voice acting doesn't make it sexier. And eew, cartoons.

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TheEpicMilkMan 13

No....just no.

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Bonzer 2

Cartoons are for T.V. Real people are for ****.

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EnzaiFreak 1

Anime is not a cartoon!(sorry it just makes me mad when people call it a cartoon.)

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TheDrudgeChild 4

93 - in technical terms, it is a cartoon. Animated art, it doesn't matter the country of origin. Trust me, I used to use the same argument until the Internet killed the anime fandom for me.

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laden_swallow09 34

19 - I thumbed you up for the lulz. 69 - You don't watch **** on your TV?

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redreynard 14

Actors? Please. All the best pornos are done by candid camera.

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LordOfLincoln 6

While you're sat at the lonely computer screen with the tissues in hand you will definitely not meet a nice girl. Get out of the house.

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KingCeltic77 18

Hey! Those are totally realistic! When I deliver pizza and the girl doesn't have enough money, she always pays with a blow-job.

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Myo_fml 20

You don't just have to be single to hate that, I think almost everyone does. I don't enjoy it unless both people are having real orgasms.

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