By the critic - 18/06/2012 10:22 - Canada - Saint Catharines

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Today, I realized I have been single for far too long when I was turning off porno after porno because I couldn't stand the horrible acting. FML
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aimee910 11

Just find one that's all sex and no story. I don't like it when they talk anyways.

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BuffaloSabres134 8

Don't worry, you'll find somebody, everyone eventually does.

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HairyPunisher 27

There is amateur **** that doesn't have as much of a story and its more authentic. That said, yeah you should try match.com or something.

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DjeePee 24

You're not the only one, OP. Back in the time when the young me looked ****, I remember my mood walking away from me because the screams the actress was giving didn't match with the boredom in her eyes.

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br0ccoli 14

You put that so eloquently. "The screams...didn't match with the boredom in her eyes." That's beautifully poetic.

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Calyx_fml 21

You're 20. You are still the young you.

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Bonzer 2

You looked ****? Or you looked at ****?

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TheIchiban 11

Use your "IMAGINATION" instead. And go out more often so you can meet a girl.

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GVirdi 11

Imagination is for when you watch 3 stupid **** videos in a row

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noisebox 1

Yeah porno is not about the acting but happy endings...

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blueknight1st 26

Who watches **** for the story or the acting?

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drawmyhearton_fml 3

Bad acting and bad camera work are The main reasons I can't stand ****. I can't really vote here.... Because you didn't deserve it and I don't think it sucks either :P

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nevershoutkendal_fml 10

**** is very fake. Just like most of the ****.

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shots1996 8

Porno rule #69: Never focus on the horrible acting Just get off to the fact he's actually getting off and most of the time she's not:)

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Ima_NeRD6213 4

I feel the exact same way...except for the porno part.

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