Today, I realized my depression has reached a stage at which... - FML

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By Evenmysedisbrokennow - 17/03/2021 13:17

Today, I realized my depression has reached a stage at which I don't feel strongly about anything. For example, I've just been able to order my dream headphones after literal years of saving - and nothing. Do I particularly feel any way about even that? nope. FML

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LeahMichelle 6

Saturday 20 March 2021 9:51

Please talk to someone. Whether it makes you feel better, helps you offload, makes you realise your not alone. Talk.

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LeahMichelle 6

Saturday 20 March 2021 9:51

Please talk to someone. Whether it makes you feel better, helps you offload, makes you realise your not alone. Talk.

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