By hopeless romantic - 14/08/2014 15:06 - United States - Dayton

Today, I realized my dog looks at me with way more love in his eyes than my own boyfriend does. FML
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Thinkitthrough 23

And they called it puppy love.

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Saraj07 18

No person can match the loyalty of a dog.

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martin8337 35

Time for a new boyfriend.

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Respect101 17

Maybe the boyfriend loves her a lot, but the dog just happens to love her even more. We need a scale..lol

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Horsempeg 25

Dogs will always love you more, to a dog you are their whole world. That is why is a special bond.

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GiggityGiggityGo_fml 8

It's quite sad that you say this. Cue further progress towards 'love' being hugely overused and watered down to the point of meaningless significance in modern society. 'Sigh' not something you have to say especially early in a relationship.. But yes dogs are awesome, loyal and loving at all times

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cjlerch 29

Well, dogs consider their owners their family. If you show them love, they're bound to do the same.

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tony1891 22

gotta admire the doggy style.

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apk892 7

Of course. No one loves you like your dog. To them, you literally are their entire world.

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XxDevilxXGt 26

They rely on you to feed them and make sure they survive, of course they are loyal. Dogs don't really love you unconditionally, though they can show affection, just like a lot of dogs do with any stranger even. they can bond with anyone who takes care of them, even a robot as proven by science :D

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laden_swallow09 34

Shaddup, 52. How would you know anything about a dog's loyalty?

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fffianist 9

#52 Have you never seen a stray dog? They don't need us to survive.

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askullnamedbilly 33

Uhh... That's normal. If you're looking for a boyfriend that will love you more than your dog will, I'm afraid you're going to be looking for a very long time.

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qdawg06 23

And that's why dogs are better than boys.

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laden_swallow09 34

Or children! Dogs don't whine about the peas touching the potatoes, you can actually potty-train them faster… there's a whole book I found of reasons why dogs are better than children. And cats. And wives. And husbands…

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DocBastard 38

Perhaps if you took your boyfriend to the park, put his food in a bowl, and yelled at him when he ***** on the rug, he'd love you as much as your dog does.

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Chibi_Kitten 24

Don't forget to make your boyfriend sleep on a small bed on the floor as well. Nothing speaks love like curling up by someone's foot.

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Nyarlothatep 12

Ain't nothin' but a hound dog, ain't no (boy)friend of yours.

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JudgeComrade 17

Feed your boyfriend as much as you feed your dog?

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