By MrConcise - 01/05/2013 16:28 - United States

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Today, I realized my favorite pen advertises a vaginal cream. I've been letting people borrow it for months. FML
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MrConcise 34

Here's how it went down: The previous shop owner retired just before I started working at my job. I took over his office, but he left a lot of shit behind. Besides, when you find a pen that actually works, you don't look too far into it. I suppose the girl riding the moped should've tipped me off a little sooner, though.

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ScenicSubterfuge 39

Haha I have a Viagra pen that I've been loaning out!!! We complete each other:3 haha

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feelingold 18

Oh sh*t I've just realized you're both men! ABORT, ABORT

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MrConcise 34

Here's how it went down: The previous shop owner retired just before I started working at my job. I took over his office, but he left a lot of shit behind. Besides, when you find a pen that actually works, you don't look too far into it. I suppose the girl riding the moped should've tipped me off a little sooner, though.

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jelly713 19

I don't really think the any pen's advertisement is a big deal, I think it's funny to come across those kind of pens. You get a good laugh at the product you're promoting even if you've never used it in your life. You lucky sir, will never need vaginal cream, be grateful, you'll never have a vaginal itch to satisfy. ;P The smell of some of these products is gross though.

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Llamacod 11

But not as gross as the problem they fix though... Am I right?

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jelly713 19

72, yeah. After realizing some of the products my family used, it made me become more self aware of my own body. Checking out the tubes & the odor that came from them was enough to make me determined not to use them for as long as I can.

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jamnglamgirlie 17

I don't think you should feel embarrassed. My doctor lends me his pen that has a Vagisil ad on it, and I don't care.

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FlowerMama 20

Random: Holy **** is that a tarantula in your profile pic, OP?!? I scared the **** out of myself when I clicked on it!

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Ripplez13 9

My friend has a set of joke pens like that, just pass it off as an intentional gag! People will like it :)

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Hancok_fml 4

How is it that you still have it? Everytime i lend out a pen, i never see it again :(

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AlexiAwesome 10

I feel like it should really only matter whether or not the pen is effective....

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armoso231 7

I don't care about the vaginal pen, but how the **** did you manage to keep it for months? I lose my pens after two weeks

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jaybear13 14

I would just laugh about it,Nothing much you can do.

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firefightereha 4

I have a Viagra pen. Its kinda hard to write with

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