Money: Today, I realized that 6 months ago I signed up for a 3 day trial...

By GetMoney - 01/10/2009 01:22 - United States

Today, I realized that 6 months ago I signed up for a 3 day trial for a porn website that turns into a $30 membership after 3 days. I completely forgot the day after and never viewed it. I've spent $180 so far. And I can't remember my password. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/12/2014 07:19 - United States - Reno

Today, I spent well over an hour waiting for customer service to assist me with my forgotten password, only to realize, 5 minutes into the conversation, that I had never created an account in the first place. FML

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Wellness check

By Puri - 10/11/2024 09:00 - United States

Today, I realized I forgot to cancel a free trial for a meditation app. So, ironically, I now owe $40 to an app that’s supposed to reduce stress. FML

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That was short-lived.

By adc2502 - 02/02/2018 11:00

Today, after getting my first debit card, I spent £60 on porn online. My mum made me print off a statement at the ATM as she wanted to know where my money had gone. She saw everything and cut up my card. FML

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Scammed

By 96Ellie - 11/03/2017 14:00

Today, I finally got a product I ordered two weeks ago as a free trial-only pay shipping deal. Also today, the same company took an extra $130 out of my account without authorisation. Best part: when I called to sort things out, they told me they had no record of my order details. FML

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By fnfantastic - 04/11/2012 16:37 - United States - Warsaw

Today, I woke up with a vague memory of buying something last night while drunk. According to my credit card summary I made a $270 purchase from a home shopping channel. I guess in 5-7 days I'll find out what it was. FML

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Can't buy me love

By Anonymous - 23/11/2020 04:02 - Japan - Okayama

Today, I realized while paying bills on my phone I fat-fingered which credit card I was paying and sent 299 to a paid-off card instead of 200 to another one. Now I'm going to have overdraft fees too. FML

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Computer says no

By Terry J - 13/11/2024 14:00 - United States - Manchester

Today, I was trying to be a responsible adult and check my credit score. I accidentally mistyped my password five times, got locked out, and had to call customer service. They asked me so many security questions, I started questioning my own identity (and sanity). FML

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By AlreadyInDebt - 26/01/2011 08:52 - United States

Today, I found out that I've been paying student fees for the wrong account. Apparently I have been paying for some other student's tuition. FML

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By bug20 - 18/07/2016 09:27 - United States - Wooster

Today, I received an almost $400 bill for Internet services I don't even have. When I called and talk to them they told me I still owe them $77 because I didn't catch it within 3 months. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2014 22:38 - United States - Dearborn

Today, I was trying to show my family a cool website. Unfortunately my porn instincts kicked in and I started typing the URL of my favorite porn site. I couldn't stop myself before it autocompleted. FML

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Thursday 1 October 2009 8:13

... You do realize you can get **** for free, right?

ActionManly 11

Thursday 1 October 2009 8:21

The naked truth is that you'll get stripped of your money if you expose yourself too much.

Comments

cmac86 23

Thursday 1 October 2009 9:51

who pays for **** anymore?

Huston 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 9:58

YDI. Why pay for ****? And how could you forget a website?

WonderBlunder 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 10:39

Paid **** is better than those free **** video sites. But still not worth it IMO.

lolwatlol 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 15:36

You do know that those free pron video sites get their vids from the pay ones.... right?

benshady 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 10:45

You can get your **** for free at http://www.keezmovies.com

plexico 3

Thursday 1 October 2009 15:31

I've heard good things about that web site. Maybe, one day, I'll actually look at it. I've heard the MILF section is a bit fakey -- any **** star who is over 21 gets put there, and I, I mean, my friend who told me about it, really likes genuine MILFs. That's just what I have heard.

randomcory 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 10:47

the **** industry is exploitive and mean-spirited

kiit_fml 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 11:25

1. **** is free too. 2. Password reset..? 3. They usually have a number you can call. 4. If it involves a trial that eventually will charge you more, ALWAYS write down your information.