By GetMoney - 01/10/2009 01:22 - United States

Today, I realized that 6 months ago I signed up for a 3 day trial for a porn website that turns into a $30 membership after 3 days. I completely forgot the day after and never viewed it. I've spent $180 so far. And I can't remember my password. FML
I agree, your life sucks 10 383
You deserved it 66 266

Same thing different taste

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... You do realize you can get **** for free, right?

The naked truth is that you'll get stripped of your money if you expose yourself too much.

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Look, if you're going to go about that sort of thing, you really ought to keep track of it. Write it down for God's sake. Or, if you're still in a place where you can't for fear of it being discovered (that is to say, your parent's house, you twelve-year-old) BE CAREFUL. Check around for sites that don't charge. I'm not saying, by any means, don't do ****. I used to, myself. Just run an anti-virus program after every go.

What're you waiting for?- recover that password, take a leave of absence from work for "medical" reasons, and jack off at least 6 times a day this month before they charge you again, in order to get your money's worth. No problem.

doof_fisch 2

So you're saying that if he takes 30 days off, jacks off six times each day, he will get his $180 worth? So that means each j/o session is worth a dollar. That's a lot of buck for your bang.

lol wow. Which site is it? I'm a customer service rep for bangbros, realitykings, and a few others, I may be able to help you out.

Also, in defense of my job...ydi...when you're giving your cc info online, read the fine print, and no matter which site it was, it definitely told you to cancel within the trial period, otherwise you'd be billed for the full access membership when it recurs. Which is what happened. Good going.

YDI: (a) you shouldn't be looking at ****, because it corrupts your mind and can destroy families, and (b) How can you not have checked your bank statement for SIX MONTHS?

Here's a thought #99 You are fairly obviously a women, by the style of your typing, and more than likely, one younger than 25 judging by the capitalisation you used. Every guy you have ever had a relationship has watched ****. Every guy you will ever have a relationship will have seen it at some point. More than likely the guy you are seeing now is still watching it. It doesn't ruin families, what it does do is make insecure women panic and then ruin their family, because they can't bear the fact that the man is doing something sexual without them. Quite happily you could ignore it, or incorporate it into your relationship. However, you don't and a bitch-athon ensues, and you storm off. Also, it doesn't corrupt anyone's mind. In fact, it can help relationships regain some passion as people try new things. It's not as if you watch **** and suddenly you are a mindless vegetable sitting at the desk. So there's point (a) satisfied. Onto Point (b). Have you ever thought that quite possibly the OP earns a decent wage. Most men do not check the fine details of their account, only the opening balance, and closing balance each month. As long as the money is there, we are happy. I'm guessing he could quite easily miss $30 a month, especially if his wage is $X thousand a month, which is a realistic amount. Thanks for being so naive, and allowing me to vent some built up anger at idiotic comments on the internet.

Arsenic_Cupcake 0

That's kinda sexist if you ask me, but you did prove points in a semi validated way.

VegasFML 0

Hahaha oh wow its really been a while since I've seen someone skillfully and intelligently embarrass someone else. Well played sir!

I don't say stuff about **** cause like all straight watch it whether or not they admit it. but this is a big YDI for paying for ****.. sorry bud

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Cancel the direct debit at the bank, and mail the site webmaster to explain what happened. It does suck that you lost all that money, though. I imagine there's no real way of getting it back.