By rainydays79 - 23/01/2010 19:12 - United States

Today, I realized that I am the only one among my group of friends who names their bowel movements. FML
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Seventytimeseven 0

Among your group of friends? You really think your soloness is exclusive to that group? I think you're probably just straight up alone there

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intensitive 11

Do you cry after flushing away your friends?

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saranottelling 7

"I'll be right back guys, It's time to release Steve." "Woah! Diana, you're bigger than I thought!" "Can a borrow a plunger? Jenna got stuck on the way down." "Sorry I was late. I had to drop a Stan." "My butt hurts. Jimmy took all my energy out of me!" OP, that is REALLY weird. Who does that? EDIT: lol, I just realized a lot of those have sexual ideas...

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SundayNight_fml 0

Lmao: "My butt hurts! Jimmy took all my energy out of me!" Sexual ideas FTW. I can't see from my phone... was the OP male or female?

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kmgentil 0

how does this get posted???

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SarcasticAvenger 9

Wow, you have friends? Wait, are they all your turds?

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MadeOfAwesome 1

If it makes you feel better, you're probably one of few people on earth that do that, let alone your friends. Also, #14 wins.

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killabee 0

I find it surprising that OP expected that everyone did it. Maybe her mommy taught her as some convoluted potty training method and she just thought it was norm. Either way, made me laugh a lot. :D

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boatkicker 4

This would make this a lot less weird. Lots of people have weird quirks brought on through childhood..... although actually, even if this is something like that, it's still strange she never realized until now that she's the only one.

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beccartist 1

"Oh no! I flushed Michael! He was my best friend..."

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