By rainydays79 - 23/01/2010 19:12 - United States

Today, I realized that I am the only one among my group of friends who names their bowel movements. FML
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Seventytimeseven 0

Among your group of friends? You really think your soloness is exclusive to that group? I think you're probably just straight up alone there

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intensitive 11

Do you cry after flushing away your friends?

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mps1969 8

I like to think I speak for us all when I say what are their names ? Lets hear what you name you brown friends from dumpville .

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grarox 0

that's because ur a loner

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VanessaVander 2

WTF who names the ***** that come out of them? u r the only person in the world who does that

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Twi_lover_EC 6

r u on f-ing drugs? That is one of the wierdest things I've heard. ANd I have heard pleanty of wierd things.

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containsnosoy 0

Are you trying to get sympathy on FML for doing something that you might be the only one doing because it's completely weird?

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mrlopez 13

You ever heard of reality check? Sometimes people do stop by and smell the cra... I mean roses.

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aback 4

Why the hell do you need to name them? So they'll come when you call them? Do you keep them around that long?

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shananigans 0

Sooo... What'd they say when you told them that you name your BMs??

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Nakedsquirrel 5

How the **** does this even make its way into a conversation? You also talk to your dumps while squeezing them out, don't you? "Is it a boy or a girl?? Ooh I can't wait! If it's a boy I'm going to name it Chester! Nnnnnnrrrrgh it sure feels like a boy! C'mon Chester!"

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willieboy1212 0

hahahahaha. brilliant, nakedsquirrel. hahaha. so weird btw. how old are you, shit-namer?

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