By rainydays79 - 23/01/2010 19:12 - United States

Today, I realized that I am the only one among my group of friends who names their bowel movements. FML
I agree, your life sucks 5 432
You deserved it 60 055

Same thing different taste

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Among your group of friends? You really think your soloness is exclusive to that group? I think you're probably just straight up alone there

Do you cry after flushing away your friends?

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tdawgheath 0

obviously fake. even if it's not, it's pretty personal anyway so no one ever has to even know...so your life isn't ******. what the hell happened to this site. no one even has a ****** up life anymore, it's all whiny bitches or guys trying to be gross. (OP fits into both)

StillFly07 0

How does that come into conversation? You should go make some more friends and stop being so lonely (:

missey_jey 0

so wait.... you honestly thought that some, if not most, of your friends did that? either you have really weird friends or your just really weird but its ok your not the first person iv heard of doing that, my dad not only names them but insists on showing me his poop if its in a ''cool shape''

Well, don't think of it that bad, when I'm around my friend's (after a fateful time of being sick) whenever someone had a "major" bowel movement, they say "I just Sersha'ed" ...... yeah, another bad part is my first name is John....

leadrunner751 3

Dont feel so bad not only do I name mine but I also weigh them. I weigh myself before and after I drop the deuce and the do some simple subtraction. My best is Gwendolyn she was 7.236 pounds

tbonea1990 0

that deserves a WTF not an FML