By glitterzebra - 09/10/2011 08:30 - United States

Today, I realized that I can tell how long it has been since I have been with a guy, by the length of my leg hair. FML
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Same thing different taste

Top comments

rhpsfan9 10

how could you go that long without shaving....

Comments

dancingdoggy 4

What? My leg hair can grow to full length in about two months... so you haven't been with a guy in two months? Boo hoo.

Huh? Get with the program! If you do not keep yourself "ready for the moment" each and every day, you are not a complete woman and you should be ashamed of yourself. Clean, trimmed, shaved, manicured and smelling right each and every day, no exceptions. That's the standard. Many women live up to the standard and then there are wild pigs roaming around disguised as real women. Which one do you want to be?

I'm not sure if I should send some razors or some ribbons. :o) If reason behind the long leg hair is getting you down, then just try shaving or trimming all the hair from your ankles to your armpits, go to a dance club dressed so that all that trimming and shaving is on display, and I'm pretty confident you'll "be with a guy" pretty much instantaneously :o)

starfuryt550 3

If you stopped shaving while you were with the last guy, I can see where the problem lies.

Mr25_fml 14

sorry but YDI for not shaving your legs

sweettpie129 11

You should worry more about the length of your pubic hair. Wax on, wax off.

Maybe if you shaved your leg hair, men would actually show an interest.