Intimacy: Today, I realized that I'm so depressed that I can't even watch... - FML

By jakeeey - 18/01/2013 01:16 - Canada - Brampton

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Today, I realized that I'm so depressed that I can't even watch porn without getting upset about how I can't get laid. FML

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Medication shutdown

By Anonymous - 29/09/2011 09:46 - United States

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Today, I realized that due to my anti-depressants, I can no longer orgasm. At. All. Which depresses me more. FML

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By MyHeadHurts - 20/01/2012 10:42 - Ireland

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Today, I got bored looking at porn. FML

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By damnit - 16/10/2009 17:27 - United States

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Today, I had a wet dream. The problem was that I was dreaming about watching porn. I can't even get laid in my dreams. FML

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Crank

By Anonymous - 29/03/2013 04:11 - United States - Houston

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Today, I realized that I'm so lonely I can no longer whack off without bursting into tears and crying like a little bitch. FML

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By the critic - 18/06/2012 10:22 - Canada - Saint Catharines

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Today, I realized I have been single for far too long when I was turning off porno after porno because I couldn't stand the horrible acting. FML

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Neverending cycle

By wookieewhosshe - 27/10/2022 03:00 - United Kingdom - Gloucester

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Today, I stopped watching porn at 6 a.m. to Google if depression makes you not able to cum. I was masturbating because I can't sleep. Insomnia is also a sign of depression. There's no joy at night anymore. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/12/2013 07:55

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Today, I realized how bad my depression has gotten when I caught myself fantasizing about suicide while having sex with my husband. FML

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Rubbing it in

By Anonymous - 12/03/2022 22:00

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Today, since splitting up with my girlfriend, I’ve watched so much porn I think I’ve given myself a friction burn on my clit, so now not only does it hurt to even walk normally, it’s way too painful to masturbate, so I’m now horny all the frigging time. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/12/2009 02:37 - United States

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Today, I would rather pound to porn than have sex with my wife, because trying to get her in the mood is too much hassle. FML

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By montanadinosaur - 26/04/2015 04:05 - United States - Tampa

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Today, I was watching porn, and ended up bawling because the girl in the video looked like my ex. FML

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Schizomaniac 24

Friday 18 January 2013 9:11

Yeah, I always make girls pass a literacy test before I sleep with them. "I'm gonna rock your world after you identify the adverbs and correctly place commas in this sentence."

igive 29

Friday 18 January 2013 9:00

Go to a bar, roofie up some drinks. If that doesn't work, prison is full of willing people.

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crazy_loner 25

Tuesday 2 June 2015 8:03

Dont worry OP. You're not alone.. Sometimes i just watch **** and get depressed thinking about the same thing..

Kill Me Please!!! 9

Friday 9 June 2017 20:48

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