By fuck teh poleese - 12/02/2012 21:50 - United States

Today, I realized that I probably have anger issues. I came to this conclusion after I finished screaming abuse at the microwave for beeping before I could hit the off switch. FML
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Akumie 6

Pore microwave.:c it was just doing its job. **** your microwave's life

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grahambertus 11

Yes, that PORE microwave. All it ever wanted was to be a hair follicle, but now its just a pimple.

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brohamas16 7

you should smoke weed....that'll calm you down

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legresley85 1

I think most people have anger problems and no self control just go to the mall for a few hours, you see some pretty messed up shit.

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thiscrazything 1

Should have been faster.

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SecretMe00 5

And opened the microwave door before the beep... Have to finish your thought or people don't understand.

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ladyLALAA 28

I understood, don't think it was that difficult..

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perdix 29

You need to smack that microwave and teach it to shut the **** up. Mine beeps every minute or two after it's finished. Hey, I'll get my food when I damn well feel like it! Don't rush me, you stupid magnetotronic bastard!

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scarface90 8

I disagree...it's the toaster that needs a good bitch slap every now and then for burning my toast

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aliciab394 5

Andy stove diserves a knife to the nobs. The stupid f**ker thought it was funny to set my sweatshirt on fire. >.>

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perdix 29

Yeah, well, my microwave decides it's funny to make enormous tomato sauce explosions that go all the place (even when covered with a paper towel.) It needs a Texas ass-whuppin'

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MineIsBigger 5

i give my favorite kitchen accessory a good smack on the bottom and abuse it some more with my penis. thatll teach my wife to burning my pizza rolls!

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SamCat 21

Microwave R rather rude, they beep forever like saying "hurry up stupid, your food is getting cold". Little ovens on the other hand, only ring once ;) ...its like a nagging wife vs a pleasing girlfriend.

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drmountaindeww 0

If you experience this everyday, i do think its a real problem, injust don't know what. I experience the same types of anger issues too. Sorry bro

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KatieKupcake4195 9

Haha I'm sorry but this made me laugh. I suggest art and music as ways to express your anger. It's healthier than yelling :)

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perdix 29

I looked at Edvard Munch's "The Scream" and listened to Nine Inch Nails "Head Like A Hole." It didn't help.

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xMiss_Maggot 7

I like your name

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GovernorGeneral 8

And I like yours maggot.

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micahsmommy 13

I don't understand why people always stop the microwave before it dings. I you don't want it to run that long, then set it for the right time. My mother in law does this and every time I come home (she babysits my son when I work) my microwave is showing how many seconds she had left from heating up her lunch rather than the clock.

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VasilisaUzhasnaj 29

Probably because that beeping sound really gets on some people's nerves. I know it gets on mine. What's the alternative, not to use it at all? Or going apeshit like OP? Opening it a few seconds before it's done is the way to go for those of us not too fond of the microwave's friendly reminder.

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micahsmommy 13

Hmm maybe they need to make microwaves where you can change the tone like ringtones on a mobile. That way you actually want to hear it finish.

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