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By fuck teh poleese - 12/02/2012 21:50 - United States

Today, I realized that I probably have anger issues. I came to this conclusion after I finished screaming abuse at the microwave for beeping before I could hit the off switch. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 008

You deserved it 29 537

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By Anonymous - 06/08/2013 06:19 - United States

Today, I realized that my anger problems have gotten out of hand when I shouted, "Fuck you!" at my toaster. My mood swings and loneliness have also reached a new high, evidently, as my next actions were to apologize to the appliance and then continue talking to it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 288

You deserved it 9 810

By fml - 20/05/2010 21:32 - Canada

Today, my dad screamed at me, called me a monster, told me he wanted me to move out, and that I better start looking for an apartment. Why? I slammed the microwave door. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 993

You deserved it 7 610

By Anonymous - 29/06/2013 14:57 - United States

Today, I've come to the conclusion that my phone addiction is getting out of control after I typed my PIN code into the microwave. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 625

You deserved it 39 822

By Anonymous - 19/08/2011 15:08 - United States

Today, I thought I might need some anger-management classes, after I punched a hole in a kitchen cabinet when my dog wouldn't stop yapping every time the rooster my neighbors just got made a noise. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 347

You deserved it 28 543

By Todd - 14/08/2012 16:14 - United States

Today, my dad got so drunk that he had an intense argument with the microwave, resulting in him threatening to ground me after I tried to calm him down. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 816

You deserved it 1 977

By Anonymous - 11/05/2011 14:33 - United States

Today, I woke up so pissed off that I yelled at my cereal. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 284

You deserved it 16 328

I'm so tired

By Raven - 18/10/2024 16:00 - United Kingdom - Sheffield

Today, I was so tired at work that I stared at the microwave waiting for my food. It was a full minute before I realized I'd never actually turned it on after I'd put the food in it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 319

You deserved it 118

By Anonymous - 13/11/2010 17:55 - United States

Today, I realized I've been playing too much Call of Duty. I started screaming, "Spawn, bitch! Spawn!" at my microwavable pizza while it was in the microwave. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 292

You deserved it 56 119

By GamingWolfy5 - 27/06/2019 06:36

Today, I got angry at my computer, and instead of bashing my keyboard with my fists, I bashed my face on the keyboard. It REALLY hurt. FML

I agree, your life sucks 503

You deserved it 2 923

By Anonymous - 09/07/2014 20:49 - United States

Today, my road rage got so out of hand that I'm now actually inclined to honk obnoxiously at my computer when it's being slow. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 847

You deserved it 17 234

Akumie 6

Monday 13 February 2012 2:58

Pore microwave.:c it was just doing its job. **** your microwave's life

grahambertus 11

Monday 13 February 2012 3:12

Yes, that PORE microwave. All it ever wanted was to be a hair follicle, but now its just a pimple.

Comments

Pinkfl0yd 9

Monday 13 February 2012 3:29

I moderated this and I'm glad I did. Never yell at your microwave in case they snitch to our inevitable robot overlords.

DuckOnQuack93 5

Monday 13 February 2012 3:31

Admitting you have a problem is the first step to getting help!

dabomb1463 0

Monday 13 February 2012 3:37

Seriously you should get some help or just keep yelling at your appliances

picturescrazy 24

Monday 13 February 2012 3:37

You really suck. You must be a very shitty human being. I feel bad for the people in your life...

GovernorGeneral 8

Monday 13 February 2012 5:06

Same to you.

djsamixin 3

Tuesday 14 February 2012 9:02

Wow! I don't think that is a very fair assumption, but to each their own, #31.

skrillz69 0

Monday 13 February 2012 3:50

Is that like slapping the toaster for scaring you..?

aliciab394 5

Monday 13 February 2012 3:54

I applaud you good sir! You microwave dispersed it. How dare it beep before you can stop it!!!!! I would have thrown it to the floor!

AyaneXx 6

Monday 13 February 2012 4:01

I scream at random objects all the time especially if they are loud annoying useless machines!! Don't think it means you have anger issues though... well if it does then I have them too. Oh dear