By horny bastard - 16/01/2009 08:34 - United States

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Today, I realized that instead of actually trying to get a job, save money, lose weight, and get thin so I could maybe attempt to date again; I'd rather spend my money on a Fleshlight. FML
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texmas 0

See, this is why you will die alone. Not because you're overweight, or because you don't have a job- though, those things certainly don't help. But because you have no ambition, no aspirations, no hopes, no desires, no drive. As a woman, I can definitively say that there is nothing less attractive than self-imposed hopelessness. That sort of depression is absolutely contagious. I'm sure you have positive traits, but this post has officially labeled you as the worst sort of loser: a boring loser with no desire to change that.

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Ginjar420 0

OK well it's like a ***** so why not. But don't be so down on yourself you just need a job, and make sure you have your own apartment. The loosing weight dont worry shallow people aren't worth it =]

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cr3stf4ll3n 0

I just would like to educate #23, theflyingmouth, on Natural Selection. Natural Selection is comprised of MAINLY animals BESIDES humans dying off so that the "lucky" ones manage to survive. If I have a gene for 50% muscle growth and you only have a gene for 45% muscle growth, I have a HIGHER RATE of survival. Humans , however, do not conform to "natural selection," they conform more to societial selection. It's not a starving child's fault that they live in poverty. This is why Societal Darwinism showed a decline. Basically, you can't tell on the Internet if the poster is a "loser" or not. If he is, then every poor person that is dying because of no vaccinations, poverty, poor world hygeine, is dying of their own fault.

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ms_fancypants 15

How happy? This FML sounds pathetic at best, and depressing at worst, so I would say you're wrong there. Unless you meant homosexual, in which case, you are, again, wrong, as the OP is clearly a man who had to buy a fleshlight to satisfy himself.. Please grow up and find a different descriptive word, maybe, "how stupid" or "how pathetic" or "how repugnant". Just some suggestions.

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threer 30

#69, I hate to read your pseudointellectual condescending drivel. It's worse than #29's stupid ass comment.

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prospekt1 0

wait, i thought u all were talking about one of those lights that kills germs and shit that gets caught in it. those are cool and fun to play with. antpiles will improve ur kill ratio

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big_max 0

not flashlight, fleshlight... the sex toy for those who can't have the real deal

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xKIMMYx 0

i agree with @9 12468853259 %

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V1r7ual 0

There's one word for people like #9 and #23 who are really full of themselves and who can't be happy without showing how awesome they think they are: Dickheads.

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MajorLeagueBadas 0

OMG for a second there i thought i wrote this fat no job no monney and a flesh light lol

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