By horny bastard - 16/01/2009 08:34 - United States

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Today, I realized that instead of actually trying to get a job, save money, lose weight, and get thin so I could maybe attempt to date again; I'd rather spend my money on a Fleshlight. FML
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texmas 0

See, this is why you will die alone. Not because you're overweight, or because you don't have a job- though, those things certainly don't help. But because you have no ambition, no aspirations, no hopes, no desires, no drive. As a woman, I can definitively say that there is nothing less attractive than self-imposed hopelessness. That sort of depression is absolutely contagious. I'm sure you have positive traits, but this post has officially labeled you as the worst sort of loser: a boring loser with no desire to change that.

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SnifflyG 9

ok #9 and whoever thinks shes right. u r all losers with nothing better to do than be a troll. its not ur kind of guy because NO ONE ur kind of guy. ur a bitch and no one will ever like you. go make me a samich

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emodude44 0

Thats called giving up. Good job! You just gave up! Guess where your going? NOWHERE!

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Sashawolf88 0

well shows what you really care about in life

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Cwhite118 6

This made me day! Lol I know the feel buddy

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X_KassidyRose_X 12

I don't want no scrub, a scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me.

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Brindilles 14

If that's what floats your boat, then own it bruh

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