By Unfortunate - 08/10/2012 00:24 - United States - Bellevue

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Today, I realized that my life would make an excellent meme: Nerd girl goes to college, finally loses virginity; gets chlamydia. FML
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FMLKitten 15

At your age, you're going to want to take off your clothes, and touch each other. Well don't, because if you do, you will develop chlamydia. And die.

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myztwenty8 4

that's Wat u get for holding out

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dianalewis 1

I'm not sure if I would admit to having an STD on a social site like this...

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sillyyanks 24

Well you shouldn't type out your full name as your username then should you!

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pregnantpianist 2

At least it's curable!

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restl3ss 6

Finally loses virginity Gets chlamydia

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noncom 12

You should turn that into an anime. Preferably a Hentai. You could make millions!

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kalbrek009 20

Just out of curiosity, did you get drunk & just not use protection or were you stupid enough to think either A: you wouldn't get pregnant your first time or B: were on the pill & stupid enough to think THAT was ALL the protection you needed? Most guys don't have symptoms for that specific std & the others..well, just don't care if they spread it around...so, sorry op but I vote YDI & YDITY (you did it to yourself)

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LokitaAzulita 4

Protection protection protection, no matter how long y'all have sex or how serious the relationship is, unless yu both are checked and know there is no STDs always cover the shit :-/

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