Miscellaneous: Today, I realized that my virus protection program now has a...

By Anonymous - 15/10/2009 06:19 - United States

Today, I realized that my virus protection program now has a virus. FML

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By me - 15/12/2013 01:49 - United States - West Babylon

Today, I managed to infect a clean computer with a virus while looking up info on how to rid my other computer of the same virus. FML

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By katiebabby - 17/06/2010 16:19 - United States

Today, my computer was hit by something bigger than a virus: a car. FML

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By Robert - 01/07/2009 09:37 - United States

Today, I got two viruses on my laptop. One was a fake anti-spyware program that cluttered the screen with pop-ups. The other opened the browser repeatedly, each time to a generic porn site. This all conveniently happened at work, on a projector and during a meeting. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/06/2009 17:52 - United States

Today, my mom thought it would be a good idea to see what websites I go on from my computer while I wasn't home. She clicked the link that gave my computer a virus that I just got rid of a few days ago. FML

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By lel - 06/11/2018 13:30

Today, I got a blue screen of death on my brand new computer. Why? My parents installed an "anti-virus" before I got home. FML

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By He Hates Me... - 21/10/2015 00:15 - United States - Ogden

Today, I'm in my third week at a new job. Using an online service our company recommends, I accidentally downloaded a virus that is now working its way through our website, randomly sending our customers Viagra ads via our email. I personally had to tell the founder of the company. FML

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By StupidBerk - 17/09/2012 23:25 - United Kingdom

Today, my nitwit son infected our family computer with some sort of mad bastard virus after getting fooled by the promise of some non-existent Hannah Montana nudes. FML

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By smarie09 - 06/03/2010 22:44 - Canada

Today, I accidentally downloaded a virus, which hijacked my email program. I somehow doubt the Dean at my university will thank me for my suggestion that he too could experience 100% natural male enhancement pills. FML

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By quiet_screaming_ - 01/07/2015 02:21 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, I learned I don't have a yeast infection. I have herpes. FML

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By Soopa-Genius - 22/09/2011 12:06 - Canada

Today, the new office IT guy figured the best way to get the virus off my computer was to wipe my entire hard drive. He was kind enough to back my data up and restore everything from the backups. Including the virus. FML

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mewzik 0

Thursday 15 October 2009 13:31

gotta love irony

PandaPandaPandaX 0

Thursday 15 October 2009 13:32

Hehe wow that sucks. Was it Norton?

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aksldl 0

Thursday 15 October 2009 21:00

if a mac couldn't get a virus, why is there antivirus software available for them?

supergeniuse 0

Thursday 15 October 2009 22:15

you should have a mac

fawfulster 11

Thursday 15 October 2009 23:14

Ah, welcome to another class of Internetz 101. Today we're gonna see FAIL! FAIL! is an expression which shows how ironic a situation be. Such as this example. The Virus detector has a virus, turning this into a FAIL!. Next week: How to troll while being funny.

mcwildcat8230 0

Thursday 15 October 2009 23:34

yea this was seriously dumb, tons of people have anti-virus and then get virus's, this is like me writing one like "today my dog peed on the floor and she is housetrained. FML" get an interesting life

visage 0

Friday 16 October 2009 0:38

Give Kaspersky a try... just the Antivirus, not the Internet Security. It's not a resource hog, and updates hourly.

cocky 0

Friday 16 October 2009 5:53

That's what you get for having a PC. Buy a Mac!

smith314 0

Friday 16 October 2009 7:10

that's strange... also, #2 is a spambot.

Ninjaface 0

Friday 16 October 2009 8:01

Dang, what is it about the word "virus" that seems to instantly attract a mindless hoard of Mac supremacists? Mac IS a virus, in that it's contagious and parasitizes its users. Sadly, my sister recently caught it...