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By Anonymous - 15/10/2009 06:19 - United States

Today, I realized that my virus protection program now has a virus. FML

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By me - 15/12/2013 01:49 - United States - West Babylon

Today, I managed to infect a clean computer with a virus while looking up info on how to rid my other computer of the same virus. FML

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By katiebabby - 17/06/2010 16:19 - United States

Today, my computer was hit by something bigger than a virus: a car. FML

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By Robert - 01/07/2009 09:37 - United States

Today, I got two viruses on my laptop. One was a fake anti-spyware program that cluttered the screen with pop-ups. The other opened the browser repeatedly, each time to a generic porn site. This all conveniently happened at work, on a projector and during a meeting. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/06/2009 17:52 - United States

Today, my mom thought it would be a good idea to see what websites I go on from my computer while I wasn't home. She clicked the link that gave my computer a virus that I just got rid of a few days ago. FML

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By lel - 06/11/2018 13:30

Today, I got a blue screen of death on my brand new computer. Why? My parents installed an "anti-virus" before I got home. FML

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By He Hates Me... - 21/10/2015 00:15 - United States - Ogden

Today, I'm in my third week at a new job. Using an online service our company recommends, I accidentally downloaded a virus that is now working its way through our website, randomly sending our customers Viagra ads via our email. I personally had to tell the founder of the company. FML

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By StupidBerk - 17/09/2012 23:25 - United Kingdom

Today, my nitwit son infected our family computer with some sort of mad bastard virus after getting fooled by the promise of some non-existent Hannah Montana nudes. FML

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By smarie09 - 06/03/2010 22:44 - Canada

Today, I accidentally downloaded a virus, which hijacked my email program. I somehow doubt the Dean at my university will thank me for my suggestion that he too could experience 100% natural male enhancement pills. FML

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By quiet_screaming_ - 01/07/2015 02:21 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, I learned I don't have a yeast infection. I have herpes. FML

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By Soopa-Genius - 22/09/2011 12:06 - Canada

Today, the new office IT guy figured the best way to get the virus off my computer was to wipe my entire hard drive. He was kind enough to back my data up and restore everything from the backups. Including the virus. FML

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mewzik 0

Thursday 15 October 2009 13:31

gotta love irony

PandaPandaPandaX 0

Thursday 15 October 2009 13:32

Hehe wow that sucks. Was it Norton?

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spicyfiregal 0

Monday 4 January 2010 7:19

how ironic

Khfan12 13

Sunday 2 May 2010 5:34

FYL. That's actually kind of funny, but it sucks. D:

maddy23a 5

Friday 6 August 2010 5:38

Ironic ... good luck

zeta_pangolin 1

Saturday 30 October 2010 22:12

if you're using norton, ie or windoze, ydi

Scorch117 0

Thursday 9 December 2010 15:03

Too much cyber sex. Your immunity got AIDS.

Thenobodi 0

Tuesday 28 December 2010 16:16

Fail xD

thehillhaseyes8 2

Tuesday 22 March 2011 4:03

isnt that wat they all do???

ChristinaLove138 0

Thursday 24 March 2011 6:37

hahaha wow thats gotta suck! FYL

Rustler 5

Thursday 21 April 2011 7:18

Thats why u dont download random virus "protection" from the internets

SaraBOO716 0

Friday 6 May 2011 12:45

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Today, I got into an argument with my boyfriend, who recently had to move away, about not calling me enough. Apparently his moving had meant that we were now taking a break, he just forgot to talk it over with me. He still wants to visit, and keep the relationship in bed alive though. FML

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Today, my boyfriend dumped me by writing a breakup note with permanent marker on my newly painted bedroom wall. FML

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Today, my grandpa decided to charcoal-grill some steaks. Inside the house. FML

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Today, I sent my girlfriend a long-overdue message telling her I feel like she doesn't really care about me any more, that it seems like she only ever calls me when she needs money, and that I'm even starting to suspect she may be cheating on me. 14 hours later, she replied: "TL;DR". FML

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Today, I was selling winter-themed cookies at my university. I cheerfully asked a girl if she would like to buy cookies to support peer tutoring. Her response? "I don't eat food." FML

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Today, I was doing stand-up comedy at open mic. The guy I like started laughing, but before I hit my punch line. Apparently, when I was speaking, I was occasionally spitting, and in the very bright light it was easy to see my spit hitting people in the face. They kept a tally. FML

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Today, I was passing a building and saw a fat, ugly person inside. I started to laugh and noticed it was my reflection. FML

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