By buhknee - 25/11/2009 00:08 - United States

Today, I realized that our generation will be remembered as the kids who liked sparkly vampires. FML
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Squadoosh 0

Lol, yeah. Our generation is in love with gay vampires.

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werzal 5

So technically "F*CK OUR LIFE" ... Thats so awful...

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EatMyCrayonz 0

tbh i like the books and the movies, but theres too much obbsession over it, shirts that say Team Edward or Team Jacob are pretty retarded c'mon its a vampire love story its obvious whats gonna happen in the end. Rob pattinsons isn't as fit as people make him out to be, his hair makes me feel phisically sick urghh,, needs a freaking wash.

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myfriend_youfail 3

He needs to be introduced to my two friends. Hairbrush and Toothbrush. I mean, for God's sake, we know that over in the UK people aren't as obsessed about orthodontics or cosmetic dentistry, but I DOUBT his teeth got that yellow simply through lack of bleaching. And bedhead stopped being sexy when it started actually being bedhead...you wash and then use styling products, you don't just roll your stank self out of bed and go about your day.

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untfan2012 0

So sad yet so true.... DAMN YOU EDWARD!! >:O

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Urja 0

Oh please, you're all just jealous cause Edward is so hot Vampires are awesome!

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Maxine17 8

Just a thought; You know Edward really wants Bella's blood? Why doesn't he gobble her up when she's on her period? Read Twilight ages ago and didn't become obsessed. That Taylor Lautner kid is hot, but i don't think "jacob" is. Also, did you know you can get an "Edward Cullen Vibrator"? It's white, sparkly and you can put it in the freezer for that cold feeling Edward is supposed to have.

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ugh_a_lug 7

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You are soo right on those! Except that is sick about the Edward Cullen Vibrator. People would have to be psychotically in love with the books to use that. Hahaha/ewwww. :D Made my day.

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GotWhateverItIs 0

Haha creepy about the vibrator!

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SailorButterfly 8

I'd heard about the vibrator, but I thought it was a joke. Yeah, that's going a little overboard. O.o

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fancypantsninja 0

Ohmigawd what has our world become of ..... wanna no something more scary ....google this:cullenism

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CannibAlexx 0

Don't just f this person's life.... F all of our lives :|

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Fenris89 0

They are in fact shapeshifters, anyone who calls them werewolves haven't read the books. It's specifically pointed out in the sucktastic fourth one.

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z411811 0

I love this one so much

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citygirlnomore 0

THIS IS WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT before twilight got famous and all these annoying girly screaming fans existed, twilight, just as a book, was fine; i liked it. Edward was fine too... but NOW everyone is either obsessed about it or hates it and criticizes it! and just for the record, i hate robert pattinson he's the ugliest hairiest dude i've ever seen i will never understand why they chose him to be edward and all those crazy girls who are so obsessed with him RIDICULOUS

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liveyourlife1212 0

vampires expecially the cullens win!!! this isn't an fml

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