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best FML EVER!
We could also have people like you sent to prison and be known as "The Generation that Killed Stupidity"
I'm confused as to why my comment ended up here...... I didn't want to insult this person.... I wanted to insult someone else!
This is not an FML! How did this even get through? It's actually dumb, and anyone could have submitted it. I submitted an FML months ago about how my fiancé's father caught me grabbing his son's erection and it never made the final cut.
Because Twilight sucks dick and nearly 98% of the current population fangirls over it. THAT is why this is an excellent FML.
Yep, Twilight sucks large male genitalia.
TOTALLY, COMPLETELY, 100% RIGHT! Fck all our lives...
it's so true!! the one thing that sucks is that the book has been out for a while before the movie so just because it's a movie we decide to love sparkely vampires!!! I'm more of a jacob fan!! but I'm not a screaming fan!! I liked the books before the movies came out!! how many of the 12yr olds who are spastic over the movie, actully read the books??
post from mylifeisaverage.com: Today, I saw an interview of 2 girls that are fans of the Twilight movies. They said that they would do anything to find out if Bella picks Jacob or Edward, and that the suspense for the next movies to come out is killing them. I wonder if they know they can accomplish this and solve their problems by reading the books. MLIA. agreed, #16. agreed.
It's not the generation of the Trolls? I guess it depends on which side of things you've been suffering.
Holy shit I'm sooo ******* happy this got posted Girls......please stop masturbating to twilight and start being interested in men again
Mmm, sparkly cucumbers....
^^^ win
Huh. I now realize this as well. I'm sad now.
your a ******* fagget who the **** would write that u dumb ****
Ok, you are the dumb one for still using that awful slur! Grow up, educate yourself, and stop slinging such words just because you don't have enough of a grasp of the language to properly express yourself. Oh, if you say that word "jokingly" and it wasn't meant to spew negativity, that's still no excuse.
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Lol, yeah. Our generation is in love with gay vampires.
So technically "F*CK OUR LIFE" ... Thats so awful...