Miscellaneous: Today, I realized that our generation will be remembered as the... - FML

By buhknee - 25/11/2009 00:08 - United States

Today, I realized that our generation will be remembered as the kids who liked sparkly vampires. FML

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By KillMeNow - 06/06/2011 06:27 - United States

Today, Twilight once again won all the awards at MTV, beating out Inception, Toy Story 3, Harry Potter, etc. This is MY generation. FML

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By kherien - 12/08/2012 17:31 - United States

Today, I realized that if I died tomorrow, the only photos available for my funeral would be crappy family Christmas portraits, acne-filled yearbook photos, and several pictures from my MySpace days, where I'm sporting coontails and looking paler than Edward Cullen's ass. FML

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By IB6UB9 - 28/11/2009 17:32 - United States

Today, I woke up and looked in the mirror and noticed that my face was covered in glitter. I asked my wife about it and she said she put it on me while I was sleeping so that I would sparkle like Edward from Twilight when I'm in the sunlight. FML

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By team hit bella with a car - 20/10/2014 02:20 - United States - Odenton

Today, after waiting for years for my oldest daughter to grow out of Twilight, my younger daughter discovered it. FML

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Artistic licence

By Anonymous - 16/04/2020 14:00

Today, after spending at least 4 hours drawing a realistic shadow of a vampire for a picture contest, I finally remembered that vampires aren't supposed to produce shadows. FML

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By Hmmmm - 20/09/2012 14:58 - United States - Cleveland

Today, I was made aware that my teenage son used "Abraham Lincoln, Vampire Hunter" as a reference point in a class debate as if it was a biopic. Oh dear. FML

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Stuck in the past

By Anonymous - 05/04/2020 05:00

Today, I found out my boyfriend still writes Twilight fan fiction. FML

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By chapstick - 09/01/2014 03:23 - United States - San Dimas

Today, my lips were dry and chapped, so I asked if I could use some of my friend's chapstick. She didn't mind, so I quickly put some on. Only later did I notice that my lips were sparkly. Turns out it was glitter balm. Now everyone calls me "princess." FML

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Not a biology major

By Anonymous - 27/10/2019 04:00

Today, I found out my boyfriend ate glitter. When I asked him why he would do such an insane thing, he replied, "I wanted my jizz to sparkle." FML

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By miss tomato - 08/06/2012 16:36 - United States

Today, I was really badly sunburnt, so I put on some after-sun. The only type we have has glitter in it, and now I look like a sparkling tomato. FML

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Squadoosh 0

Wednesday 25 November 2009 2:29

Lol, yeah. Our generation is in love with gay vampires.

werzal 5

Wednesday 25 November 2009 2:32

So technically "F*CK OUR LIFE" ... Thats so awful...

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luella_fml 0

Thursday 26 November 2009 2:01

we'll also be known for saying F**k in every sentence!

thornsontherose 0

Thursday 26 November 2009 2:37

haha very true

greedling 0

Thursday 26 November 2009 2:28

i don't know ...i think it's far more likely that we'll be remembered as the kids who slashed our wrists, wore skinny jeans and pasted half our hair across our foreheads.

bbq34567 3

Thursday 26 November 2009 2:29

No, this generation will be remembered as kids who were obsessed with technology to the point of becoming addicted to their cell phones/computers, and for having extremely short attention spans also, anyone who likes twilight is on team loser

immastarr 0

Thursday 26 November 2009 2:48

i agree. ppl are goin overboard w/ twilight. all it is is a love story. u kno how many of those there are?!SRSLY

cutiepie87 0

Thursday 26 November 2009 2:53

Totally.

peach3714 0

Thursday 26 November 2009 3:22

Thattts righhht bitchesss, I loveee Twiligghtt. Teaaam Jacoobb all the wayy. Taylor Lautner is a babbeee :] hahaha.

JustAReaderOfFml 4

Thursday 26 November 2009 4:26

nowai team edword, edword is hooter!

macknumber307 0

Thursday 26 November 2009 3:36

ugh!!! i HATE when people copy MLIAs into Fmls or vice versa. its so annoying!!!

solocredere12 4

Thursday 26 November 2009 4:58

OP, you are my hero!! I can't believe this got through mods!

Pointy130 0

Thursday 26 November 2009 5:47

And the Jonas brothers, and Hannah Montana.... it saddens me so.

jjcooper 0

Thursday 26 November 2009 6:27

that doesn't make sense

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Today, while driving home, I looked in the rear-view mirror and saw that my three-year-old daughter had managed to get out of her seat and had crawled to the back window. I pulled over and strapped her in again. Five minutes later she was back at the window. FML

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Today, my boyfriend started to suck on my boob, which I quite enjoy, until he said he was breastfeeding and called me "Mummy". I don't think I can ever let his mouth near my boobs ever again. FML

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Today, while changing my tampon in the stall of my high school's bathroom, I lost control of the plastic applicator. The blood-covered apparatus shot out like a rocket underneath the stall door. For a moment I thought no one noticed, then the screaming began. FML

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Today, I woke up to a nude picture of my girlfriend. Once I looked at it my morning wood went away. FML

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Today, my girlfriend randomly confessed to basically having a "phobia" of monogamy. But don't worry, she defensively assured me she's never ever cheated on me, even though I never said she had, so I guess that's okay then. FML

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Today, I vomited so hard into the toilet that the water splashed back into my face. I instinctually moved away only to finish puking on the floor. FML

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Today, It was my birthday and my friends came to celebrate it. My parents thought it would be funny to give me a vibrator in front of everybody. FML

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Today, I was getting off of work, talking to my boss, and I asked if I could get a ride home, since my usual ride was too lazy to come get me. He said, sure, but to be really careful since he'd just had his car detailed. I was getting in the car, tripped, and threw my hot cocoa all inside of his car. FML

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