HAHA Go Team jacob

Team Jacob FOREVER

Ugh. IKR? Its so embarrassing.

F all our lives, bro...

They. Are not. Werewolves. They can change in the middle of the day, whenever they want. THEY ARE WOLFMEN! And even so, the Twilight "saga" (seriously they couldn't just say series? Harry Potter didn't even use saga!) still sucks.

Amen.

Screw Stephanie Meyer; She’s the s***tiest writer I’ve ever seen. She’s the newbiest of all newbs. She’s such a crappy writer, that she makes it look easy to just pick up a pen and write a book, get it published – by an equally retarded publisher – and get a buncha prestigious rewards for it. That’s a load of Bulls***. I can’t believe they compare her writing to J.K. Rowling. I’ve read harry potter (respect the series – awesome) and I have to say J.K. Rowling is really talented and a very good story writer. The plot, web of puzzles, and characters she incorporates are really complex. Stephanie Meyer? Her book sounds like a creepy sexual fantasy. She even said it herself, quote; “I saw it in a dream”. WTF? What a load of crap. And now you’ve got all those stupid girls going gaga over a stupid bimbo who sets a bad example on how relationships should be – the fact that a girls should run away with a creepy sparkly stalker who is sooooooo “Perfect”. Yeah good luck with that; I’d like to see you find the “Perfect” man in the world. That’s BS and nobody’s perfect in the world. If there’s one word that I despise and I don’t consider being in my literary dictionary; then it’s “Perfect”. Just look at a few quotes for her book; like his “breath” being “sweet” and “cool” or his “chest” being “sculpted” and “incandescent”. Great that’s all I need to know. You want to lower your Literary IQ? Go read her book; you can find: THESAURUS RAPE (so many retarded adjectives to describe how “Perfect” “Eddy” is. STALKING (enough times) INFANT PEDOPHILIA (creepiest pile of crap I’ve seen) MANIPULATION OVERLY EXCESSIVE INFATUATION (little Bella is like a clingy little “I want to be with you forever” retard) SETTING WRONG IDEALS ABOUT WOMEN AND FEMINISM (sure; why don’t all girls run away with a sparkly vampire, forget their life, education, family and just be his B**** for the rest of her life) DISTURBING SEXUAL FANTASIES OF A 35 YEAR-OLD CREEP (and god knows what else…..) Now that I’m done ranting, and your brain has turned to mush; you don’t have to worry about bothering to read that pile of garbage.

This literally made me want to kill my self

I don't know about other people on this site, but MY generation had their own vampires (the only vampire worth spending any time on), and those are Anne Rice's vampires. She created an intricate world for her vampires which she explained logically, almost scientifically. Her books were massive texts filled with dense story lines and awe-inspiring detail. Her vampires were asexual; they fell in love with humans and vampires alike. They had human feeling, yet they were detached from humanity. Most lost their humanity in time. Some went silent for centuries, because they lived for so long. Rice's vampires dealt with real issues revolving around their race (if you could call it that). They worried about the sun, about other vampires, about humans discovering them. They agonizing (some of them) over having to kill to survive. And while some did fall in love with humans, their love affairs did not take up the entire text, but were a mere blip within it. Her books have history (albeit her own, made-up history), not whimsical fantasy (I'm not saying that Anne Rice's vampires are non-fiction, but that if I had to choose one which COULD be more accurate then she would win without question every time). I know babbling on about Anne Rice like this makes me sound like those doe-eyed Twilight fans, but I read her books for fun, to escape. Yes I was (and still am to an extent) passionate about her creations, but they are not my life, I never let them overwhelm me. I guess what I'm trying to say is that I think this new generation of children have no substance (yes this is what is always said by the older generation, but I think most of you who are old enough to by a drink at the bar would agree). Watching these teens and tweens drool over vacant vampires like the Twilight pretty boys makes me ill. End rant.

You mean because your generation is the one both gullible and pathetic enough to enjoy that pap? Maybe if people don't want to be treated like they're stupid, they shouldn't act the part. Not that bearing a boob like Stephenie Meyer would be a fun task by any generation, but when it comes to angsty, over-blown, teenage romance melodramas, what else should you expect? It isn't exactly a new trend. Nearly every generation seems to fall for something of this sort nowadays.