What are they letting all the bad FML's through today?

******* emos I hate all of their lazy asses, they way sympathy because they're lazy and want their life handled by someone else, stupid ******* fags

Screw Stephanie Meyer; She’s the s***tiest writer I’ve ever seen. She’s the newbiest of all newbs. She’s such a crappy writer, that she makes it look easy to just pick up a pen and write a book, get it published – by an equally retarded publisher – and get a buncha prestigious rewards for it. That’s a load of Bulls***. I can’t believe they compare her writing to J.K. Rowling. I’ve read harry potter (respect the series – awesome) and I have to say J.K. Rowling is really talented and a very good story writer. The plot, web of puzzles, and characters she incorporates are really complex. Stephanie Meyer? Her book sounds like a creepy sexual fantasy. She even said it herself, quote; “I saw it in a dream”. WTF? What a load of crap. And now you’ve got all those stupid girls going gaga over a stupid bimbo who sets a bad example on how relationships should be – the fact that a girls should run away with a creepy sparkly stalker who is sooooooo “Perfect”. Yeah good luck with that; I’d like to see you find the “Perfect” man in the world. That’s BS and nobody’s perfect in the world. If there’s one word that I despise and I don’t consider being in my literary dictionary; then it’s “Perfect”. Just look at a few quotes for her book; like his “breath” being “sweet” and “cool” or his “chest” being “sculpted” and “incandescent”. Great that’s all I need to know. You want to lower your Literary IQ? Go read her book; you can find: THESAURUS RAPE (so many retarded adjectives to describe how “Perfect” “Eddy” is. STALKING (enough times) INFANT PEDOPHILIA (creepiest pile of crap I’ve seen) MANIPULATION OVERLY EXCESSIVE INFATUATION (little Bella is like a clingy little “I want to be with you forever” retard) SETTING WRONG IDEALS ABOUT WOMEN AND FEMINISM (sure; why don’t all girls run away with a sparkly vampire, forget their life, education, family and just be his B**** for the rest of her life) DISTURBING SEXUAL FANTASIES OF A 35 YEAR-OLD CREEP (and god knows what else…..) Now that I’m done ranting, and your brain has turned to mush; you don’t have to worry about bothering to read that pile of garbage.

and to think.. we have 2 more twilight movies to go before this nightmare ends.. vampires need to go back to being what they were historically known as: blood-sucking, night terrorizing, demonic beings. not the sparkling, vegetarian, "i-can-walk-around-in-sunlight-without-disintegrating" crap they are now.

I liked the werewolf better.

Best FML ever

talking to twilight fans makes me want to rip out my second X chromosome.

Wow, I'm actually a tad bit sad reading this FML.

Well dur she's talking about twilight. Where else do you see gay pale vampires.

today i realised that my sister is now crushing on a guy my age because of that damn movie FTW?!!