Miscellaneous: Today, I realized that our generation will be remembered as the...

By buhknee - 25/11/2009 00:08 - United States

Today, I realized that our generation will be remembered as the kids who liked sparkly vampires. FML

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You deserved it 13 513

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By KillMeNow - 06/06/2011 06:27 - United States

Today, Twilight once again won all the awards at MTV, beating out Inception, Toy Story 3, Harry Potter, etc. This is MY generation. FML

I agree, your life sucks 105 241

You deserved it 12 156

By kherien - 12/08/2012 17:31 - United States

Today, I realized that if I died tomorrow, the only photos available for my funeral would be crappy family Christmas portraits, acne-filled yearbook photos, and several pictures from my MySpace days, where I'm sporting coontails and looking paler than Edward Cullen's ass. FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 119

You deserved it 8 174

By IB6UB9 - 28/11/2009 17:32 - United States

Today, I woke up and looked in the mirror and noticed that my face was covered in glitter. I asked my wife about it and she said she put it on me while I was sleeping so that I would sparkle like Edward from Twilight when I'm in the sunlight. FML

I agree, your life sucks 66 169

You deserved it 6 976

By team hit bella with a car - 20/10/2014 02:20 - United States - Odenton

Today, after waiting for years for my oldest daughter to grow out of Twilight, my younger daughter discovered it. FML

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You deserved it 3 722

Artistic licence

By Anonymous - 16/04/2020 14:00

Today, after spending at least 4 hours drawing a realistic shadow of a vampire for a picture contest, I finally remembered that vampires aren't supposed to produce shadows. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 242

You deserved it 744

By Hmmmm - 20/09/2012 14:58 - United States - Cleveland

Today, I was made aware that my teenage son used "Abraham Lincoln, Vampire Hunter" as a reference point in a class debate as if it was a biopic. Oh dear. FML

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You deserved it 2 913

Stuck in the past

By Anonymous - 05/04/2020 05:00

Today, I found out my boyfriend still writes Twilight fan fiction. FML

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You deserved it 409

By chapstick - 09/01/2014 03:23 - United States - San Dimas

Today, my lips were dry and chapped, so I asked if I could use some of my friend's chapstick. She didn't mind, so I quickly put some on. Only later did I notice that my lips were sparkly. Turns out it was glitter balm. Now everyone calls me "princess." FML

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You deserved it 13 695

Not a biology major

By Anonymous - 27/10/2019 04:00

Today, I found out my boyfriend ate glitter. When I asked him why he would do such an insane thing, he replied, "I wanted my jizz to sparkle." FML

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You deserved it 281

By miss tomato - 08/06/2012 16:36 - United States

Today, I was really badly sunburnt, so I put on some after-sun. The only type we have has glitter in it, and now I look like a sparkling tomato. FML

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You deserved it 5 672

Squadoosh 0

Wednesday 25 November 2009 2:29

Lol, yeah. Our generation is in love with gay vampires.

werzal 5

Wednesday 25 November 2009 2:32

So technically "F*CK OUR LIFE" ... Thats so awful...

Comments

Shadow_Phantom 26

Wednesday 25 November 2009 12:54

I've said publicly "I love vampires" and EVERY SINGLE TIME... Someone asks "OMG DO U LIKE TWILIGHT?!" It's aggravating... Sick of those new shows too; everyone assumes I like True Blood and Vampire Diaries, which I hate them both. Can we have a vampire series that DOESN'T involve romance, please? F our lives...

AngelRaven89 0

Wednesday 25 November 2009 13:56

ooh I like trueblood :) I dont normally like romances but that show has pretty much everything! I'd say "The Lost Boys" is my fav vampire movie. Keifer Sutherland can suck my blood any day =)

betamaxjim92 0

Wednesday 25 November 2009 12:54

could be worse...could be a generation remembered as the kids who liked a band of 3 overrated douchebags who murdered good songs...like the jonas bros

Nocturnal558 0

Thursday 26 November 2009 11:30

LOL valid point :P

i_is_a_tr00l 0

Wednesday 25 November 2009 12:58

The idiot that said, "why is it all about you? its OUR generation." You can't say "FOG." or "FOL." at the end. It's called FML, not FOG. How about some common sence?

asafetybuzz 0

Wednesday 25 November 2009 18:22

lol.

citygirlnomore 0

Thursday 26 November 2009 11:55

LOL sence..

iwadasn 32

Wednesday 25 November 2009 13:02

"Today, I realized that there are people in the world whose taste in books and movies differs from my own. FML"

Lenicka 0

Wednesday 25 November 2009 13:11

Yeah ? And so what ? If this is all you are worried about you should be happy.

jbyrnes 0

Wednesday 25 November 2009 13:13

mannnnnnnnnnnnnn this room getting bored.

Mortanious 0

Wednesday 25 November 2009 13:14

YDI for having sparkly vampires let you down. You shouldn't even care about shit like that.

Tigg3r 3

Wednesday 25 November 2009 13:16

Dude!! I am from cali!! I honestly think the book series is really good but so many people became obssesed with gay vampires that it all became too much. Stephanie Meyer is actually a really good writer and should be given credit but the whole edward (Edfag) thing became too much. I will gladly shoot the next person who gushes over Edward or Jacob. But, may I remind people, there have been dudes out there to gush over bella.

summer_moon 0

Wednesday 25 November 2009 13:22

I liked the Twilight books until they became this total fan craze for pre-pubescent little girls. Now it's just annoying. Oh and there is this guy on YouTube who made fun of twilight. It's hilarious! Search: the key of awesome. It should say something about an emo vampire. It's so fitting!