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By bananamuffin - 30/03/2012 19:13 - United States

Today, I realized that the "holla" tattoo I stupidly got on my lower lip five years ago isn't fading as I expected it to, and will probably contribute to my unemployment for years to come. FML

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Same thing different taste

By branded - 14/05/2009 19:57 - United States

Today, I found out the tattoo symbolising my marriage turned out to be more permanent than the marriage itself. FML

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By TatooFAIL - 06/10/2009 14:38 - United States

Today, I found out that the phrase I got tattooed on my lower back is misspelled. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/03/2015 12:23 - United States - Woodbridge

Today, I got fired for having a visible tattoo on my neck. The tattoo in question is a scar from a surgery I had 2 months ago. The same one paid for by my employer's insurance and missed 2 weeks of work for. FML

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Mother knows best...

By flymetothemoon - 27/09/2017 20:00

Today, I finally figured out what I want to do for the rest of my life. Too bad my tattoos will prevent me from ever getting hired. Guess you were right, Mom. FML

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Great idea

By aridaley - 21/05/2011 23:33 - United States

Today, I got piss drunk. Being a tattoo artist, I came to the intoxicated conclusion that I could save much more money doing my own tattoos on myself. I now have my ex-boyfriend's name permanently on my thigh. It's not even spelled right. FML

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By ProudMother - 06/03/2013 18:04 - United Kingdom - Telford

Today, my 20-year-old came whining to me, asking why his job interviews keep going so poorly. I had to delicately explain that the "PIMP SLAP" tattoo he had put on his right hand recently may have something to do with it. FML

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By heatherfeather22 - 31/07/2014 03:28 - United States - Ottumwa

Today, I got into trouble at work because a customer complained about my face tattoo, I don't have a face tattoo but I do have one behind my ear. Nonetheless, I still got written up and had to cover it with a band-aid, which ripped out hair when I took it off. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/05/2012 21:56 - Sweden - V?llingby

Today, I woke up after a long night of drinking with my friends. I vaguely remembered visiting a tattoo parlour, but nothing prepared me for the sight of the words "YOLO" and "MOFO" tattooed across the fingers of my left and right hands. Now I'm officially a bandwagoning douchebag. FML

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By scaredinnyc - 14/11/2012 01:03 - United States - Trenton

Today, I was looking at tattoos and fell in love with a really cool looking one, so I decided to get it. I later showed it to a friend who is a cop. He informed me that it is a gang tattoo. I think I just put a target on my ankle. FML

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By UnpredictableSurface - 17/03/2017 22:00

Today, a tattoo artist send me home without tattoo because the acne on my back has gotten so bad, he refused to work on such an 'unpredictable surface'. FML

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Friday 30 March 2012 23:38

Why would you EVER consider doing that??

Bill3485 3

Friday 30 March 2012 23:38

at least youve come to grips with the stupidity of your purchase!

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eruditecognition 10

Saturday 31 March 2012 0:25

If OP is a woman, why not just hide the tattoo with lipstick?

BunBunBabe 8

Saturday 31 March 2012 1:55

That would be pretty hard to make sure lipstick stays on thick the ENTIRE time you're working

FaraPjJammaz 13

Saturday 31 March 2012 0:26

If you're gonna tattoo yourself, at least tattoo smart.

mrsm13 11

Saturday 31 March 2012 0:26

Isn't it spelt "hola"

kewlkate 9

Saturday 31 March 2012 5:38

"holla" as in "holla at me, bro!"

pedophilepower 0

Saturday 31 March 2012 0:29

Ha u damnass

autumndawn1013 0

Saturday 31 March 2012 0:30

You should've gotten it on the inside of your lip. That's where I got one and no one sees it and I have two jobs lol

fthku 13

Saturday 31 March 2012 0:40

I have to ask, what's the point? I'm honestly asking you, not trying to be a schmuck. OP, I think the general consensus is that you deserve it. Since alcohol probably got you in this mess, try to drink loads of it again! maybe you'll wake up without a tattoo and a brand new job.

PandaPandamoneum 0

Saturday 31 March 2012 0:31

Theyre only bad if they are vulgar, say cuss words, stupid in general, or are gang related. Personally I love tattoos, just not the ones that are stupid

babyshaft408 8

Saturday 31 March 2012 0:31

Shoulda done the inside of ur lip. Dummy

peachezthelette 22

Saturday 31 March 2012 0:35

Tattoos dont fade...

OfficeNinja 5

Saturday 31 March 2012 0:41

Yes it will. I suggest letting your facial hair grow out to cover the mistake. Just keep your face lawn neatly trimmed and that is acceptable.

bankrupt 15

Saturday 31 March 2012 0:41

Save up for laser removal. I am no expert, having never had a tattoo, but I would imagine that tattoo removal is much more painful and expensive that actually getting the tattoo. Either that or spend the rest of your life flipping burgers, which frankly you deserve. How do you not realize that tattoos are permanent? My nephew is three years old and he knows that.

DocBastard 38

Saturday 31 March 2012 1:22

Correct. Laser tattoo removal takes many sessions (the number depends on the color and depth) at several hundred dollars per session. The patients I've seen say it hurts like a sunburn for a while.