By kiwi - 11/11/2009 22:10 - United States

Today, I realized that the most romantic thing that my boyfriend and I have done in the last month is comb lice out of each other's hair. FML
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justdancebbyx3 7

Thats ******* disgusting.

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avfcfan89 0

hey, thats not too bad. Look on the brightside, you cannot get pregnant from doing that. Plus, all monkeys everywhere would love reading this.

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MermaidSongXOXO 6

You know, apes consider this to be a loving gesture. Shame on you for not appreciating it. Next time, go the extra mile and eat the lice :]

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herduliekmudkips 0

Myface? Are you making a Castle reference? :]

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Agnol117 0

By any chance, are the two of you monkeys?

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seanreddog 4

Never was the flinging of poo mentioned, so, i doubt it.

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knowlroar 0

Pediculus hominus capitus. Thats nasty. Srsly.

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JellyMelly 0

Well, lice sometimes happens when Tupi work with little children. but the intimacy issues can be resolved if you meet each other half way. Romance can come and go out relationship, if he's not willing to try you two shouldn't be together..Good luck!!

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Towelie_31 0

Are you and your boyfriend by any chance Gorillas?

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JellyMelly 0

You can fix this relationship if you both meet half way, if he's not willing to try then maybe you shouldn't be together.

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farhil 14

get over it, I don't even have a girlfriend, could be worse

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hornetchik 0

Do you realize head lice actually prefer CLEAN hair? Dirty hair is as nasty for them as it is to us!

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