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well, maybe if you stopped ordering so much pizza... I know it's been said like 47265 times already but seriously lay off the takeaway and hit the gym. easy.
*hits "who cares" button*
Thats so sad.
unless ur a fat ugly snob in which case ydi maybe u should invite some boys and o idk maybe finally get laid hmm yea that works out nice
sucks being ugly doesnt it?
please, save me youre sarcasm, its kinda sad. :)
Try to get out more, don't sit on your couch and just wait until something great comes to your door while you do nothing.
I'm tired of these FMLs. They're like: "The only person I've been in bed with is my dog. FML" "The most action I've gotten is from my doctor. FML" "The only person who calls me is my brother, to ask for money. FML""
maybe thats y he is the only man, cuz u order too much pizza
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get his #
YDI for not ordering Chinese.