Love: Today, I realized that when my boyfriend said, "I'll love you...

By Crumpet - 25/06/2010 07:08 - Canada

Today, I realized that when my boyfriend said, "I'll love you forever" what he really meant was, "I'll love you until I meet your significantly more attractive sister." FML

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By Username - 11/01/2011 09:45

Today, I found out my boyfriend is only with me because he's in love with my sister, who turned him down repeatedly, and I'm the closest he can now get. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/02/2014 18:39 - Canada - Red Deer

Today, I asked my sister what she thought of my boyfriend. She said, "He's nice. Deserves better than you, really." FML

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By lonely - 15/04/2013 03:45 - United States

Today, I went over to my boyfriend's house. After asking him what was wrong due to his weird attitude, he responded with, "This isn't working; I'm in love with my sister." FML

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By imwrong - 10/02/2009 11:59 - Philippines

Today, I met a guy who said he thinks he's in love with my sister. As a joke, I told him that my sister cheats on everyone. I get home to find my sister crying, because some 'person' told her boyfriend that she's cheating on him. FML

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Mix up

By Anonymous - 22/08/2021 10:31 - Iran, Islamic Republic of - Pishgaman

Today, I found out that the person I love, who is also a friend, is now in a relationship with my sister. FML

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By izzy - 07/02/2019 02:00

Today, my boyfriend left me for his sister. No, not my sister. His sister. FML

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By notakeeper - 03/01/2014 03:50 - United States - Orlando

Today, my boyfriend wrote me a long poem that ended with, "Please don't get another mister / I regret I screwed your sister". FML

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By xyz - 09/02/2009 18:24 - Ireland

Today, I told the man I'm sleeping with I thought my sister was prettier than me. His response: "not significantly." FML

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Inferiority complex

By jonatthon - 30/10/2022 17:00 - United Kingdom - Brighton

Today, my girlfriend met my brother who, despite being 10 years older, is taller, smarter, slimmer, richer, more handsome, and just objectively better in every way. He always has been. An hour ago, she broke up with me. Meeting my brother convinced her she'd settled for me and could do better with almost anyone else. FML

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You deserved it 164

By twelvie - 23/03/2015 14:24 - Australia - Sydney

Today, my younger sister stopped talking to me. I got engaged to my boyfriend of 4 years and apparently, she's been in love with him since she met him. Through me. She's 12. FML

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nmillamane 0

Friday 25 June 2010 16:22

sucks. find his brother haha.

tencentsakiss 19

Friday 25 June 2010 16:18

wow. just wow. I'm glad I don't have a sister.

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starDragon_fml 0

Saturday 26 June 2010 18:22

don't sweat it sexy yourself up short skirt high hills- do a little bending over for him when he has his heart back on for up dump him for one of his family members. don't sale yourself short I am sure u can be prettier then your sister of u work at it.

EvaMoon 0

Saturday 3 July 2010 16:34

Don't try to be prettier, just be yourself and find someone that's worth it! He obviously isn't. And your sister is well mean >=(

AitsAce21 0

Saturday 26 June 2010 20:31

go screw his hot brother or his hot sister if he doesn't have a brother

RedRiot 0

Sunday 27 June 2010 11:35

15 is a shallow ass hole, I don't understand guys you know it's going to back fire when your older, and OP don't worry just wait till you find someone who actually loves you.

mellymel31689 0

Sunday 27 June 2010 17:02

does he have a hot brother or cousin? lol

Anthony101193 0

Monday 28 June 2010 2:32

to 22. **** you.

ksv101 3

Monday 28 June 2010 2:58

249-that panda is awesome

rent_hearts_love 0

Wednesday 30 June 2010 23:54

He never said that he loved you like that. But that sucks anyway. Sorry he is a jerk and you deserve better. Vote 4 Shane Dawson in the Teen Choice Awards!!!