By Crumpet - 25/06/2010 07:08 - Canada

Today, I realized that when my boyfriend said, "I'll love you forever" what he really meant was, "I'll love you until I meet your significantly more attractive sister." FML
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tencentsakiss 19

wow. just wow. I'm glad I don't have a sister.

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Nukey 2

You know, since everyone else here has done the 'ydi for being ugly' thing, which is only funny the first eight times, I'm going to provide you with some actual advice. I assume you're still pretty young, and I mean PRETTY YOUNG because I'm not exactly a senior citizen myself and even I'm aware of one painfully true fact. No one but your mommy will ever 'love you forever', sweetie. NO ONE. Men will always grow tired of your presence, and hey, you'll get sick of them too. That's just how people are. It really takes a lot for someone to love someone else unconditionally, because there are so many different kinds of people and personalities out there and none of them will ever fit perfectly together and when someone figures out what part of you they don't like as much, they'll find someone else who fills that gap better. But don't worry, because the moral of this story is that he'll eventually dump your hot fuckable sister for an even sexier bitch; one who's willing to let him be kinky in bed AND makes him coffee in the morning. End.

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ArtIsResistance7 1

Good call, Nukey.

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lololol247 0

Enemy nuke incoming !!!!!

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JustAReaderOfFml 4

I love you, Nukey :^)

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TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Amusing variation, but I disagree. Long term love is a choice, and it requires hard work and maturity to maintain. There are guys out there willing to do it; I found one and committed to him 5 years ago. We've been through hell (we used to be globetrotting documentary filmmakers; I'm now disabled and he drives a tow truck) and many more attractive, fuckable women than I am have crossed his path. He's still here. Basically, girls, don't be naive: lots of guys wouldn't be and won't in fact "love you forever." But it *is* possible, if you're both willing to do the work.

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gman79 0

ydi for being the ugly sister

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maggirl93 0

Because it's totally her fault, right? I feel your pain, OP. I don't have a sister but all my friends are generally more attractive than me, especially my best friend (who may as well be my sister). It's rough.

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nerdsgetmehot 22

#69 I've been in that same friend situation, so I know how you feel. It really is rough! :(

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JustAReaderOfFml 4

This is prety much how it is wif my sista, haha, im the hot one and i kno all my boyfrens hav always been like um u seriusly related?? and im like unfortantely yes we are, but i feel bad for my sis and i feel bad for u op coz it must suck been unattractive i know id h8 it haha but jus so u kno, boys rnt everythn so who cares wat they think u can still be beutful on the inside nd thats what realli matters :)

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TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Let me guess: she's the smart one, right?

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tencentsakiss 19

87 seems pretty narcisitic for being illiterate

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XoXoSLY 0

Sounds like a Hoosier to me!!! I doubt your sister wouldn't do that to you. If she does she's a backstabbing trashy nasty ***** and she hates you :)

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Liekzomghai 2

where the frick is your sister's sense of family? fyl op I feel sorry for you, people are shithouse.

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Desperation 0

Uh. Don't yell at your boyfriend. Yell at your significantly more attractive sister. It's her fault! Men go for the hotter bitch, you broad.

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XoXoSLY 0

lucky for my sis she looks just like me :)

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nerdsgetmehot 22

If he suddenly "fell out of love" with you and "fell in love" with your hot sister in the blink of an eye, I doubt that he was really in love with you in the first place. :/

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