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By Crumpet - 25/06/2010 07:08 - Canada

Today, I realized that when my boyfriend said, "I'll love you forever" what he really meant was, "I'll love you until I meet your significantly more attractive sister." FML

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You deserved it 5 294

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By Username - 11/01/2011 09:45

Today, I found out my boyfriend is only with me because he's in love with my sister, who turned him down repeatedly, and I'm the closest he can now get. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 954

You deserved it 3 489

By Anonymous - 02/02/2014 18:39 - Canada - Red Deer

Today, I asked my sister what she thought of my boyfriend. She said, "He's nice. Deserves better than you, really." FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 042

You deserved it 6 282

By lonely - 15/04/2013 03:45 - United States

Today, I went over to my boyfriend's house. After asking him what was wrong due to his weird attitude, he responded with, "This isn't working; I'm in love with my sister." FML

I agree, your life sucks 71 751

You deserved it 4 524

By imwrong - 10/02/2009 11:59 - Philippines

Today, I met a guy who said he thinks he's in love with my sister. As a joke, I told him that my sister cheats on everyone. I get home to find my sister crying, because some 'person' told her boyfriend that she's cheating on him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 259

You deserved it 66 607

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By Anonymous - 22/08/2021 10:31 - Iran, Islamic Republic of - Pishgaman

Today, I found out that the person I love, who is also a friend, is now in a relationship with my sister. FML

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You deserved it 143

By izzy - 07/02/2019 02:00

Today, my boyfriend left me for his sister. No, not my sister. His sister. FML

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You deserved it 225

By notakeeper - 03/01/2014 03:50 - United States - Orlando

Today, my boyfriend wrote me a long poem that ended with, "Please don't get another mister / I regret I screwed your sister". FML

I agree, your life sucks 57 102

You deserved it 4 664

By xyz - 09/02/2009 18:24 - Ireland

Today, I told the man I'm sleeping with I thought my sister was prettier than me. His response: "not significantly." FML

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You deserved it 30 753

Inferiority complex

By jonatthon - 30/10/2022 17:00 - United Kingdom - Brighton

Today, my girlfriend met my brother who, despite being 10 years older, is taller, smarter, slimmer, richer, more handsome, and just objectively better in every way. He always has been. An hour ago, she broke up with me. Meeting my brother convinced her she'd settled for me and could do better with almost anyone else. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 189

You deserved it 164

By twelvie - 23/03/2015 14:24 - Australia - Sydney

Today, my younger sister stopped talking to me. I got engaged to my boyfriend of 4 years and apparently, she's been in love with him since she met him. Through me. She's 12. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 865

You deserved it 2 911

nmillamane 0

Friday 25 June 2010 16:22

sucks. find his brother haha.

tencentsakiss 19

Friday 25 June 2010 16:18

wow. just wow. I'm glad I don't have a sister.

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jerm1027 2

Friday 25 June 2010 19:05

i want to meet your sister. ;)

aaLeejandra 0

Friday 25 June 2010 19:08

it had happend to me

Asstazztic 8

Friday 25 June 2010 19:16

You guys don't go to the cool abercrombie and fitch here in Cali

EukynaD 0

Friday 25 June 2010 19:30

such a guy ain't worth u lovin. he goes for looks which means no matter hw gd u are, he will nv appreciate u

gomerturd 1

Friday 25 June 2010 19:47

try being more attractive or you're gonna have to start doing freakier things in the bedroom

DaylightDiesInNJ 0

Friday 25 June 2010 19:48

Genetics are Gods way of leveling the playing field.

jace17 5

Friday 25 June 2010 19:50

thanks 117 so, I need a computer to upload a photo damn

kizha4 0

Friday 25 June 2010 20:25

ur like the sister of one of the pretty little liar girls!!! hahaha 

te_amo_ily 0

Friday 25 June 2010 20:28

hahah I agree with 162 that's exactly what I thought , and ambercrombie is amazing !

melonsmasherrr 0

Friday 25 June 2010 20:31

dick.

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