This one guy at work I know kept getting beers out of his mini bar stolen. So he opened one up carefully, pissed in it, then put the cap back on so it looked like an unopened beer. No one steals his beer anymore. Hope you learn from this.

YDI for being a thieving douchebag.

That's why you don't steal, my friends.

YDI...dick

This one time at band camp, we made brownies with chili powder in them to give to the clarinet section.

people like you op need to get laid out by triple T. I pissed in my orange soda one day when someone kept stealing it.

how is this an fml? at all? seriously. you new you were stealing his lunch HABITUALLY. i would have understood if you mistook his bag as your own one day and he did that to you, but you stole his lunch on purpose. its not like you're some starved child, you have a job and most likely a paycheck big enough to afford food. so WHY? because his lunch was better than yours or something? if that was the case you could have been like "hey, your lunch looks good, what do you put in it?". jeez YDI and not only for your lunch food heists, but also because you couldn't recognize or smell dog food before you ate it, but im glad you had to taste that. stupid.

knew*

Anything mean that could be said has been said, but if it hasn't sunk in yet, you deserve it.

stop being a hamburgler!!