By Hairball - 01/09/2009 18:05 - United States

Today, I realized the person I had been habitually stealing bag lunches from at work made me a canned dog food sandwich. FML
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gigi37 0

Well, that's what you get for stealing someone else's food. What, were you too lazy to make your own? It's not that expensive to get a dollar hamburger Are you really expecting sympathy on here?

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Captain_Jello 0

You are the biggest asshole; I hate your kind

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iFruit 0

I hope you liked it before you realized it was dog food. I hope you get doggy breath. I hope you realize you are a dog, and I don't mean the "man's best friend" type. GET DOWN ON YOUR HANDS AND KNEES AND HOWL LIKE A DOG, OP! Woof Woof, asshole!

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Jonathan33 0

Everyones saying that they would of put shit on it. imagine someone walking in on you while ur spreading that shit on that sandwich. hey! there's a potential fml now is there. YDI this isn't the ******* 60's where u take someone lunch and/or money. ******* prick

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Jonathan33 0

another thing, how the **** did this even get published??!! thre are so many great stories that don't get a chance becuz people post stupid shit like this.

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gothymama 0

And we're supposed to feel bad that you got owned for stealing someone's lunches? Where I work, people get fired if they get caught stealing lunches. YTDI.

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boatkicker 4

That's a very good point. I've moderated some great FML's that never saw the first page and then I wonder "Where the hell is it? That was a beautiful FML!" ((And maybe I'm also a little bitter because a few of my FML's haven't been posted, and crap like this does))

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slaveowner190461 0

if someone constantly stole from me i would **** on it n add mayo so u cant tell ur lucky

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mrose57 0

Asshole. YDI totally for stealing food. You obviously have a job - buy your own lunch.

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nonynony 0

I hate, hate, hate, HATE people like you. People who have never grown out of being an idiotic 10-year-old SHOULD NOT BE HIRED TO WORK IN PROFESSIONAL SETTINGS. Companies absolutely should, and do, fire people for knowingly stealing lunches. You're stealing personal property from other employees. GROW UP and consider other people.

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