By Hairball - 01/09/2009 18:05 - United States

Today, I realized the person I had been habitually stealing bag lunches from at work made me a canned dog food sandwich. FML
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gigi37 0

Well, that's what you get for stealing someone else's food. What, were you too lazy to make your own? It's not that expensive to get a dollar hamburger Are you really expecting sympathy on here?

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GriefBacon 0

YDI! You're an asshole. Go to McDonalds and stop being a stain on the modern workplace.

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gummibehrs 4

What's worse is that nine times out of ten, the only thing people have to look forward to at work is lunch. So, not only are you leaving him hungry because you're a selfish fuckface, but you're also ruining the only decent time at work for him. As everyone has mentioned, you got off easy with just dog food. If it had been me you were stealing lunches from, I'd have put a nice dose of Viagra and laxatives in a sandwich that I'd scrubbed across a public toilet. Asshole.

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BabaBlackShirt 0

YDI for stealing enough to form a habit. By the way, if the other person could not afford more food, where did the dog food come from? He wouldn't waste money on pointless revenge. If he had a dog to get the food from, why keep the dog through such financial troubles? Your explanations infer far too much with this meager amount of information. I know 300 chars. not much to fit in there, but you people are going overboard on this stuff.

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Dogman332 0

Wow, I mean really, wow. If I were your coworker, I would half put half a gallon of tabasco sauce in my sandwich. Or, I would have given you some of wonkas magic chewing gum, wouldnt be able to steel when your a blueberry, would you? YSFDI

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sjt21 0

I love carma-like retribution. You definitely deserved that one.

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gummibehrs 4

Just because he put dog food in a sandwich doesn't mean he has a dog. He probably bought it especially to put it in this ******'s food. And dog food costs at most a dollar, so he still might have financial problems. I personally hope the poor guy found the dog food leftover in someone's garbage can, and decided to put rotten animal by-products in the sandwich he knew the asswipe would steal.

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FuckUpXNote 0

That's what you get. I bet you learn something new.

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bigcrazymike 6

YDI - You're lucky it wasn't rat poison, or herpes-infected spit.

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ragsy 7

Your life isn't ******, but your values are. Shit head.

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