By Hairball - 01/09/2009 18:05 - United States

Today, I realized the person I had been habitually stealing bag lunches from at work made me a canned dog food sandwich. FML
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gigi37 0

Well, that's what you get for stealing someone else's food. What, were you too lazy to make your own? It's not that expensive to get a dollar hamburger Are you really expecting sympathy on here?

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Kenpachi_fml 0

U should keep doing just for fun and have a slap fight with u and him

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Illumi113 0

I cannot express how much you deserved this, you thieving ********. I hope that he figures out who you are based on the smell of canned dog food on your breath and reports your stealing ass to your employer. Count yourself lucky. This guy went easy on you. If it were me, I would have filled the sandwich with dead bugs and hidden them with meat. Or better yet, rig a paint bomb to the bag like the banks do, and looked for the guy with the blue face screaming "MY EYES!"

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imbored932 4

got through moderation because it's hysterical... and totally agree with everybody. YDI douchebag

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Gen2105 0

YDI for stealing lunches, dimwit! Honestly, if I'd have been the one that you were stealing from, you would've gotten much more than that! I can appreciate the lunch-owner's sense of humour, however. ;)

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Illumi113 0

Karma is spelled with a K, #184. Also it doesn't exist. There is such a thing as poetic justice, but there is no guiding force in the universe that causes it to occur.

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DbeX 0

I would have punched your teeth out, then forced the dog food - can and all, down your throat if that was me

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kristidgranger 3

ydi... I have had that happen to my lunch before and ya know if they are making sandwhiches alot it is bc that person may not be able to afford to eat out. so you really deserve it. that is stealing. BTW the person who stole my lunch is kinda slow so don't blame him so much. what does that say about u!!!

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jmeg_fml 0

well, kind of depends on how you look at it. one understanding is that whatever negativity you put into the universe, you increase the universe's negativity by that much, and are therefore that much more likely to get it back. it's less like a guiding force a more like a probability equation.

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zaket_fml 0

YDI wow, make ur own damn lunch. that's what u get for being an asshole

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1Guest1 0

Aww, I'm SO sorry your stolen sandwich wasn't to your liking : (

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