By Hairball - 01/09/2009 18:05 - United States

Today, I realized the person I had been habitually stealing bag lunches from at work made me a canned dog food sandwich. FML
I agree, your life sucks 22 450
You deserved it 404 847

Same thing different taste

Top comments

gigi37 0

Well, that's what you get for stealing someone else's food. What, were you too lazy to make your own? It's not that expensive to get a dollar hamburger Are you really expecting sympathy on here?

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Where do you get off taking people's food, douche?

I can't believe some people are actually voting FYL for this one. It should be a unanimous YDI. I guess they don't have a brain though, and are therefore confused about the story. Or, they might be just as sick and messed up in the head as the OP and can identify with him. Either way, **** whoever is voting FYL because obviously you have no conscience, morals, or even basic sense of right and wrong.

serves you right, tosser. what a douchey thing to do steal someones sandwiches

shanedawsonfan 0

LOL that's a good idea ima try that wen I'm older

YDI. i would have let the dog food marinate in my pee overnight and would have mixed in about five laxatives too.

BikerMike 0

you got what you deserved you ******* thief. You are lucky, the ****** who stole my lunch got an Exlax brownie. I didn't see his shitty ass for a couple days.

you definately deserved that one bro but still jesus christ why is everyone so harsh on this dude.. he got what was comin to him drop it. its not like all of you are goddamn angels by the way.. dog food sandwich, thats ****** great. how did it taste hahaha

Not that I think this topic is real, but you deserve to be poisoned

Holy shit, you're a douchebag. The rest of us get up 5 minutes earlier to pack something to eat while we slave away at our shitty jobs, don't ruin that for us too.