Somebody should make ideservedit.com and direct this poster to the site. PS: You're lucky it wasn't anything worse than dog food.

I'm angry too...blah blah blah...surely this directly affects me!!!!!!!!

WIN! Dog food is a great idea. And for those of you who are suggesting broken glass and laxatives, you are ******* assholes. A person who steals food does not deserve to die, retards. They need to simply be taught a lesson. On passive aggressive notes, someone admitted putting horse laxatives in food to see who was stealing it and 2 people in the office had to go to the hospital. The ******* ER had no idea what they were dealing with & the people could have been killed because the "really smart and savvy" laxative planter wasn't about to admit that she had done it. Dog food is a brilliant idea! Props!

Yes because I'm sure the morgue is FILLED with people who died from laxative-related accidents. Please. There's a difference between horse laxatives and regular laxatives.

I would just make a really good sandwich and stuff it full of laxatives. Seriously, what is worse, eating dog food for 1 second or ******** all day long?

That's what you get for stealing otehr people's food, you asshat!

another good idea would have been a placenta sandwich.

ydi a million times.. I've always wondered what sort of douch would steal someone food... dumbass, I hope u ate every bite before realizing what it was... u r a prick n karma will get u everytime.. enjoy

Still got a free lunch, eh? Maybe this will teach you not to be an asshole.

Good thing he made dog food sandwiches cuz you're nothing better than a dog!