Aw that stinks. But you know, canned dog food has a distinct smell. :/ You should have known it wasn't REAL meat. Better luck next time, bub.

You fat ****. your too damn lazy to make your own ******* sandwich, and the fact that your heavy chevy nutty professor self can't smell that it's ******* dog food blows my mind. The fact that your that ******* greedy is a total embarssment

You're lucky, I would've used mineral oil. That stuff turns your stomach within minutes and give you the worst upset stomach. A few minutes, it'll hit you instantly, and you'll be running for the nearest toilet or wastebasket... if you can make it.

this is like obama winning the damn nobelpeaceprize. ITS ******* BULLSHIT. make your own damn sandwich you fat lazy **** . your lucky the poor bastard who you were stealing from didnt put epson salt in the sandwhich. because if it was me? i would have put dog food in it, dog shit, epson salt then pissed on the bread. you better have ate that. i hate people who steal food. faggots, all of them. including you apparently. YDI DUMBASS

Way to rape this one dude.

Hahaha bon appetit! xD That's what you got for being such an asshole. Isn't it stupid to expect that the person won't do anyhing?

ugh you are such a bully. are you just a lazy fatass to make your own sandwiches?? YDI biiggg time.

classic, wish he'd put dog shit in it instead.. no, his OWN shit.

Lovely suggestions all around. I agree OP got off easy with dog food. While laxatives are a good idea, as is rat poison, I think rat poison is too merciful, it'd be over too quickly. I, personally, would go the opposite direction with laxatives and not put anything unusual in my lunch but food, and some immodium. If OP wants my lunch so bad, he should keep it. Forever. (soup nazi voice) no poop for you!

Too bad he didnt put dog shit on the sandwiches