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By Hairball - 01/09/2009 18:05 - United States

Today, I realized the person I had been habitually stealing bag lunches from at work made me a canned dog food sandwich. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/09/2024 09:00 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, I finally caught the person who has now and again been stealing my lunch at work for weeks. It was my boss. I awkwardly watched him eat my sandwich while he talked about how he's been "saving money by bringing food from home." FML

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By Jake Leiter - 20/03/2016 18:12 - United States - Grantham

Today, for what has seemed to be the hundredth time, my labeled bagged lunch was stolen from the fridge at my workplace. I stormed into my boss's office ready to complain, only to find him eating it. FML

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Long time coming

By I'm the boss, not you - 26/04/2024 09:00 - United States

Today, after weeks of stealing lunch from one of my employees, he made a sandwich with canned cat food, soap, and something unimaginably spicy that caused me to spew all over my office and laptop. I fired him. Now everyone is treating me like a monster. FML

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Well played

By FUCK THE PIGS - 26/01/2013 20:44 - United States - Oakland

Today, during lunch, my coworker offered me her food, claiming she was full. I was still quite hungry, so I accepted it. Halfway through eating the sandwiches, my boss walked in and started interrogating people over who took his lunch. I quickly realized I was the one eating it. FML

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By mee - 22/01/2013 18:49 - United States - Peabody

Today, I went and bought lunch for all the people I work with. The only meal the place forgot was mine. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2013 07:18 - United States - American Canyon

Today, my wife packed my lunch. Inside of my lunchbox was a photo of her eating my sandwiches. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/08/2016 21:25

Today, I made myself a snack. I took a seemingly clean plate from the sink which had been used earlier for scrambled eggs. Only after I'd made the snack did I remember I let my dog lick the plate clean. FML

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Wealth gap

By Anonymous - 06/01/2023 08:00 - Canada - Regina

Today, a coworker threw my lunch in the trash. They'd just got back from holidays, and I use the same containers they do. My leftovers "looked like something they'd eat", so they thought it was something they'd forgotten before going on holidays. It was leftovers that I'd been spacing out, trying to make last till payday. FML

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By fedexed - 27/07/2009 19:12 - United States

Today, I brought my lunch to work in the only box I had lying around my apartment - a small one from FedEx. When I went to the bathroom before lunch, I returned to my desk to find that one of my coworkers had mailed my lunch back to my apartment. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/07/2011 22:52 - United States

Today, I helped myself to some homemade biscuits that had been left in the kitchen. I thought they looked a little odd, but they tasted pretty good. I found out later they were homemade dog treats. FML

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jereka05 0

Tuesday 1 September 2009 23:47

YDI - Make your own freaking sandwiches

gigi37 0

Tuesday 1 September 2009 23:47

Well, that's what you get for stealing someone else's food. What, were you too lazy to make your own? It's not that expensive to get a dollar hamburger Are you really expecting sympathy on here?

Comments

Mattsta123 5

Wednesday 14 April 2010 8:56

****** make your own canned dog food sandwich you lazy bitch

PirateGirl12 11

Saturday 1 May 2010 2:47

dumbass

rawrtiger 0

Saturday 12 June 2010 13:44

HA HA! you totally ****** deserved that

I_EAT_BABIES69 0

Monday 14 June 2010 5:56

339, if you cant afford a lunch, then dont eat a lunch. I rarely eat lunch or breakfast. The point is, OP wont starve to death. It will probably worsen their metabolism, but that doesn't warrant stealing someone elses food. Also, OP should be glad it was just dog food.

Ultima94_fml 0

Friday 18 June 2010 12:34

haha think i would of made u a tuna **** and crack sandwich

joeleee 0

Sunday 29 August 2010 2:47

suck shit. YDI

bryceizbombin 0

Friday 1 October 2010 6:45

ydi ass hole

tally7mir 3

Sunday 3 October 2010 20:57

Are you like 10 or something??? YDI

Inspired22 11

Monday 4 October 2010 11:45

HAHAHA, that is BRILLIANT!

califormula 0

Thursday 7 October 2010 5:44

You deserved that one! Awesome that someone finally did it!

RockoW 0

Thursday 7 October 2010 17:08

well, can't say I feel bad for ya

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