Today, I really believed I could fly. Turns out, I can't. My...

By R. Kelly - 29/04/2016 10:08 - USA

Today, I really believed I could fly. Turns out, I can't. My leg hurts. FML

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gemloucox 17

Friday 29 April 2016 12:11

What is this? These just aren't funny.

A07 48

Friday 29 April 2016 12:13

FML has always been about user submitted content, please don't ruin it with this stuff guys

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pfhgetty 7

Sunday 1 May 2016 19:08

haha I love this! I just wish I could favorite it...

foxtrousers 14

Monday 9 May 2016 11:10

FMY pulled an April fool's day prank where they all posted really dumb posts and everyone else joined in. This is probably one of the leftovers

Alucard205 13

Sunday 22 May 2016 21:33

These FMLs are great. The only bad part about historical FMLs is that if I don't get them, I can't scroll down into the comments to figure out what they mean without a lot of unneeded hate. If you don't like them, don't read them. That easy

Camry_Girl420 18

Monday 30 May 2016 1:57

Hahaha i just got it. Historical= Hysterical. Or maybe thats not the joke? Eh regardless i made myself laugh

slinger_wood 4

Thursday 21 July 2016 5:13

R.Kelly thought he could fly and Whitney Houston thought she had gills and could breath under water.

Wilgil21 6

Monday 29 August 2016 6:28

Natural selection at its finest

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Today, I was denied food stamp assistance. Apparently, you need to work 20 hours a week while being a full time student to qualify or have a work study. I was recently suspended from my work study for calling off because my aunt died, and if I worked 20 hours a week, why would I need food stamps? FML

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Today, my little sister asked what masturbation was. We were having a family dinner with my grandparents. My mother then said, "Why don't you ask your brother? He is a pro." FML

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Today, I saw a spider crawling across a poster in my bedroom, so I smacked the spot below it to scare the spider into climbing back up the wall. Instead, because the poster wasn't completely flat to the wall, I catapulted the spider straight into my face. FML

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Today, my best friend invited me to dinner at his house. When I went to the toilet, I found my wife's wedding ring in a cup, which she'd lost a week ago. FML

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Today, I went to the movies with some girlfriends. The guy behind us was making these pervy, heavy breathing noises, so we threw some popcorn at him. When the movie finished, we saw him in a wheelchair - with a breathing tube sticking out of his neck. FML

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