Miscellaneous: Today, I rear ended a cop while talking on my cell phone. FML

By anon - 28/04/2012 14:31 - United States - Washougal

Today, I rear ended a cop while talking on my cell phone. FML

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You deserved it 91 175

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By airborne - 06/05/2009 01:11 - United States

Today, I saw someone drive recklessly as if they were drunk. When I called the cops, I got pulled over by another cop for talking on my cell phone. FML

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By really_now - 26/04/2013 00:56 - United States - Reno

Today, I was driving when I noticed that the guy in front was on the phone. I pulled up next to him, pulled out my phone and I made a gesture that he needed to put his phone away. It was a cop. I got a ticket for driving while on my cell phone. FML

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You deserved it 34 406

By shit - 13/05/2010 21:00 - United States

Today, I accidentally rear-ended an undercover police car. FML

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By KobraKommander - 17/03/2010 11:51 - France

Today, I rear-ended a car while I was texting about the accident ahead which was causing all the traffic. FML

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You deserved it 92 593

By rammedbehind - 26/08/2009 21:36 - United States

Today, I was driving to work when a state trooper rammed into my car from behind, because he was on the cell phone and not paying attention. He gave me a ticket for "Failure to control speed to avoid a crash." FML

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You deserved it 3 838

By calling_while_driving - 28/03/2011 07:37 - United States

Today, while driving, I got a call on my cell phone. Trying to be safe and avoid an accident, I pulled into the nearest parking lot before answering. While I was turning in to park, someone rear-ended me. FML

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You deserved it 4 152

By tramplily - 17/11/2011 05:43 - United States

Today, I was driving home and got a phone call from my mom. She called to tell me that there was a cop at the bottom of our hill, and to be careful. I got a ticket for talking on my cell phone while driving. FML

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You deserved it 30 521

By Anonymous - 29/10/2009 21:14 - United States

Today, I was driving to work. I saw a cute boy in the car next to me. To try and look cool, I pretended I was talking on my cell phone. I got pulled over and got a ticket for using my cell phone while driving. FML

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You deserved it 70 685

By AE86Turbo - 03/05/2011 05:22 - United States

Today, I saw a car swerving in front of me on the freeway, so I whipped out my cell to report the DUI. As soon as it started ringing, I see police lights in my rear view and got slapped with a ticket for using a cell phone while driving. After explaining why, the officer said, "Nice try." FML

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You deserved it 28 528

By sadinseattle - 22/07/2009 17:13 - United States

Today, I was driving on the freeway when I get a call from my friend explaining that our two best friends died in a car accident. I pulled over in hysterics and a cop came to see what was wrong. I explained what happened and he gave me a ticket for talking on the phone while driving. FML

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You deserved it 17 537

Awahso 25

Saturday 28 April 2012 20:00

There is no way you do not deserve it.

BBGxBlondie 6

Saturday 28 April 2012 20:01

Sorry, you totally deserve it.

Comments

ddddddddg 9

Sunday 29 April 2012 4:48

How couldn't you deserve this?

white16sox 19

Sunday 29 April 2012 5:39

Ok people she is saying the same thing as everyone else, but only she gets thumbed down? So many haters.

poseidon5213 2

Sunday 29 April 2012 6:02

reasons why u deserve it 1. you rear ended someone 2. you rear ended a cop 3. you were talking on the phone most likely with out a bluetooth i hope you have fun explaining the accident to the judge

DMarie217 0

Sunday 29 April 2012 7:21

Yeah Buddy!! Way to show'em!! So were you in line at tim hortons drive through or what?! Lpl jkjk

DMarie217 0

Sunday 29 April 2012 7:24

One way to change that is maybe changing your god danm name like jeez no duh the negativity...!! Lol

reeses1981 10

Sunday 29 April 2012 7:25

Dumbass

MutilatedAbyss 11

Sunday 29 April 2012 7:38

Way to go, OP. You really deserve it.

BloodFaerie 21

Sunday 29 April 2012 7:43

I want to know how stuff like this gets voted onto the site and approved by the mods when I have posted funnier stuff that gets rejected. Fine... mine apparently wasn't funny enough... but really? OP COULD HAVE KILLED SOMEONE AND/OR THEMSELF!! WTF moderators??!! This is not funny AT ALL!!!