Miscellaneous: Today, I rear ended a cop while talking on my cell phone. FML - FML

By anon - 28/04/2012 14:31 - United States - Washougal

Today, I rear ended a cop while talking on my cell phone. FML

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By airborne - 06/05/2009 01:11 - United States

Today, I saw someone drive recklessly as if they were drunk. When I called the cops, I got pulled over by another cop for talking on my cell phone. FML

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By really_now - 26/04/2013 00:56 - United States - Reno

Today, I was driving when I noticed that the guy in front was on the phone. I pulled up next to him, pulled out my phone and I made a gesture that he needed to put his phone away. It was a cop. I got a ticket for driving while on my cell phone. FML

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By shit - 13/05/2010 21:00 - United States

Today, I accidentally rear-ended an undercover police car. FML

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By KobraKommander - 17/03/2010 11:51 - France

Today, I rear-ended a car while I was texting about the accident ahead which was causing all the traffic. FML

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By rammedbehind - 26/08/2009 21:36 - United States

Today, I was driving to work when a state trooper rammed into my car from behind, because he was on the cell phone and not paying attention. He gave me a ticket for "Failure to control speed to avoid a crash." FML

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By calling_while_driving - 28/03/2011 07:37 - United States

Today, while driving, I got a call on my cell phone. Trying to be safe and avoid an accident, I pulled into the nearest parking lot before answering. While I was turning in to park, someone rear-ended me. FML

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By tramplily - 17/11/2011 05:43 - United States

Today, I was driving home and got a phone call from my mom. She called to tell me that there was a cop at the bottom of our hill, and to be careful. I got a ticket for talking on my cell phone while driving. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/10/2009 21:14 - United States

Today, I was driving to work. I saw a cute boy in the car next to me. To try and look cool, I pretended I was talking on my cell phone. I got pulled over and got a ticket for using my cell phone while driving. FML

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By AE86Turbo - 03/05/2011 05:22 - United States

Today, I saw a car swerving in front of me on the freeway, so I whipped out my cell to report the DUI. As soon as it started ringing, I see police lights in my rear view and got slapped with a ticket for using a cell phone while driving. After explaining why, the officer said, "Nice try." FML

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By sadinseattle - 22/07/2009 17:13 - United States

Today, I was driving on the freeway when I get a call from my friend explaining that our two best friends died in a car accident. I pulled over in hysterics and a cop came to see what was wrong. I explained what happened and he gave me a ticket for talking on the phone while driving. FML

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Top comments

Awahso 25

Saturday 28 April 2012 20:00

There is no way you do not deserve it.

BBGxBlondie 6

Saturday 28 April 2012 20:01

Sorry, you totally deserve it.

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march_17 0

Sunday 29 April 2012 7:58

I hope you spend a night in jail. That should teach you a lesson.

Jaxx66 21

Sunday 29 April 2012 8:02

Yeah. Sorry, it probably is your name. :(

lostfaithinpppl 19

Sunday 29 April 2012 8:05

Get off the damn phone and learn to drive, moron.

maddy99baerwald 0

Sunday 29 April 2012 8:19

Dumbfuck.

good0444 1

Sunday 29 April 2012 8:58

You're a girl though what do you expect

KickItHigh 32

Sunday 29 April 2012 9:08

If you really have to talk, pull over. Or use hands free technology or bluetooth.

greenwich1945 13

Sunday 29 April 2012 9:20

You're an idiot if you think this is anyone else's fault. Why you think this is an FML is beyond the reasoning of most rational people, of which you are clearly not if you were talking on the phone while driving. Didn't you see the car coming closer and closer to your window? You're a moron.

paschale 7

Sunday 29 April 2012 9:32

Aww you poor thing our life does indeed suck....for being that stupid

yummcookie 0

Sunday 29 April 2012 11:54

Such a simple FML, and such an obvious YDI.

vampire53005 6

Sunday 29 April 2012 13:44

Oh the irony

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