By anon - 28/04/2012 14:31 - United States - Washougal

Today, I rear ended a cop while talking on my cell phone. FML
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Awahso 25

There is no way you do not deserve it.

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silentblack 0

No phone no wrecks

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monkeymofo 3

You should be in jail for texting while driving!

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lolufatfuck 2

lol wats rong with u thats stupid oh i no ur fat. ydi

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melantysaurus 3

You are a *******, OP . What if that'd been a kid in a pram?

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Purrfect 9

I don't want to live on this planet any more.

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chevy44448888 1

Today, I rear-ended a cop car while texting, drinking, smoking and in possession of a fire arm after just getting released from prison

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fmlmaymay 0

That is illegal in most states dood

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Go_Away_141998 4

I bet you're going to do it again, but drunk. Do. Not. Procreate. There are enough idiots driving around talking on their phones already.

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pandalover00 0

Great job smart one!

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

Yeah you deserve it times a zillion. I despise people who talk or text on their cell phones while driving - not a single one of them can do both no matter how much they say they can. I've seen enough idiots doing just that to know this fact. Serves you right for hitting a cop car, I hope he gave you a major ticket and took your license away. We don't need dumbasses like you driving on the road. And if you're a female, thanks a lot for adding to the statistics of women who can't drive, thus making us all look bad (I'm a female and a very good/safe driver, never been in an accident and never use any technology while driving).

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