Miscellaneous: Today, I rear ended a cop while talking on my cell phone. FML

By anon - 28/04/2012 14:31 - United States - Washougal

Today, I rear ended a cop while talking on my cell phone. FML

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By airborne - 06/05/2009 01:11 - United States

Today, I saw someone drive recklessly as if they were drunk. When I called the cops, I got pulled over by another cop for talking on my cell phone. FML

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By really_now - 26/04/2013 00:56 - United States - Reno

Today, I was driving when I noticed that the guy in front was on the phone. I pulled up next to him, pulled out my phone and I made a gesture that he needed to put his phone away. It was a cop. I got a ticket for driving while on my cell phone. FML

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By shit - 13/05/2010 21:00 - United States

Today, I accidentally rear-ended an undercover police car. FML

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By KobraKommander - 17/03/2010 11:51 - France

Today, I rear-ended a car while I was texting about the accident ahead which was causing all the traffic. FML

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You deserved it 92 593

By rammedbehind - 26/08/2009 21:36 - United States

Today, I was driving to work when a state trooper rammed into my car from behind, because he was on the cell phone and not paying attention. He gave me a ticket for "Failure to control speed to avoid a crash." FML

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By calling_while_driving - 28/03/2011 07:37 - United States

Today, while driving, I got a call on my cell phone. Trying to be safe and avoid an accident, I pulled into the nearest parking lot before answering. While I was turning in to park, someone rear-ended me. FML

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You deserved it 4 152

By tramplily - 17/11/2011 05:43 - United States

Today, I was driving home and got a phone call from my mom. She called to tell me that there was a cop at the bottom of our hill, and to be careful. I got a ticket for talking on my cell phone while driving. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/10/2009 21:14 - United States

Today, I was driving to work. I saw a cute boy in the car next to me. To try and look cool, I pretended I was talking on my cell phone. I got pulled over and got a ticket for using my cell phone while driving. FML

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You deserved it 70 685

By AE86Turbo - 03/05/2011 05:22 - United States

Today, I saw a car swerving in front of me on the freeway, so I whipped out my cell to report the DUI. As soon as it started ringing, I see police lights in my rear view and got slapped with a ticket for using a cell phone while driving. After explaining why, the officer said, "Nice try." FML

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You deserved it 28 528

By sadinseattle - 22/07/2009 17:13 - United States

Today, I was driving on the freeway when I get a call from my friend explaining that our two best friends died in a car accident. I pulled over in hysterics and a cop came to see what was wrong. I explained what happened and he gave me a ticket for talking on the phone while driving. FML

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Awahso 25

Saturday 28 April 2012 20:00

There is no way you do not deserve it.

BBGxBlondie 6

Saturday 28 April 2012 20:01

Sorry, you totally deserve it.

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xXEmzzXx 0

Tuesday 1 May 2012 6:06

It's because of douches such as you that cause automobile accidents. Get off the ******* cell phone while you're driving!

robert76 5

Tuesday 1 May 2012 21:09

Here's an idea: Hang up and drive!!! You SO deserve it.

robert76 5

Tuesday 1 May 2012 21:21

Every person who talks on a cellphone while driving should be forced to drive a manual transmission through rush hour traffic. Let's see how much talking they get done then.

sulitak 27

Tuesday 26 March 2013 11:39

It can be done dude. Fairly easily. Hands free devices

itooamscrewed 10

Wednesday 2 May 2012 5:02

Anyone wanna bet it was a blonde woman driving an SUV?

SlackerEmeritus 13

Wednesday 2 May 2012 17:32

You deserve it. Let it go to voicemail, for crying out loud.

missalice0306 19

Thursday 3 May 2012 14:57

*facepalm*

WillxClassic 1

Thursday 26 July 2012 5:53

Double wammy

Enzi_fml 21

Monday 21 January 2013 17:23

Idiot. You could have killed somebody.

RadeonDerp 24

Thursday 6 June 2013 23:28

I was going to press YDI, but I realised I already had....

NaN101 27

Tuesday 30 July 2013 15:19

Well done. YDI.

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