Money: Today, I received a $100 bill in the mail as a late graduation...

By TractorUWG - 27/09/2009 06:32 - United States

Today, I received a $100 bill in the mail as a late graduation present. I placed it on the table so I could go to the bathroom. I come back to find the table empty and my $100 bill missing. The fan blew the money on the floor and my 8 week old puppy ate it. FML

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By Sudokori - 29/08/2017 20:00

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By MR - 10/03/2010 18:37 - United Kingdom

Today, my mum decided to teach me a lesson about carelessly leaving my wallet about. She left it on the floor so our puppy could use it and its contents as a chew toy. I was almost impressed to discover that he can eat three £20 notes and still have room for debit cards. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/04/2009 00:17 - Canada

Today, I lost my $100 in cash that I had to use to pay my phone bill. As a result, my phone got cut off and I missed an important call for an apartment that I was looking at. When I went to work, I heard my boss saying how lucky she was to find $100 in cash. FML

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By Pups4Cups - 26/10/2016 12:43

Today, I finally realized why my 9-week-old puppy was going to the bathroom so much. I went to pick up the food bag and realized she had chewed a hole in the bottom, and eaten half of the bag in the last 4 days. Goodbye 30 pounds of dog food, and 100$ for a vet visit. FML

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By woodre - 02/09/2011 04:48 - United States

Today, I was emptying a bag of grass from my lawn mower when I saw pieces of what used to be a 50 dollar bill. FML

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Sunday 27 September 2009 16:28

I would NEVER leave a 100 dollar bill lying alone on a table. Never. It would disappear in seconds in my house. "Hey, anyone seen my 100 dollar bill?" "Nope, where was it?" "On the table." "Why the heck did you leave it there? Dad probably took it." xD

Eashag 3

Sunday 27 September 2009 16:09

That's what your pockets are for, tard.

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Ohnothingreally 0

Sunday 27 September 2009 19:55

Why didn't you put it in your pocket?

fmylife63093 0

Sunday 27 September 2009 21:50

what goes in must come out.

jgupta86 0

Sunday 27 September 2009 22:01

How can this be real? You apparantly had to use the washroom very badly. But instead you checked the mail first, took your money out of whatever envelope it was in and put it on the table AND then you went the washroom? Do you not have a pocket? Or a wallet/purse? Or a drawer? Come on.