By TractorUWG - 27/09/2009 06:32 - United States

Today, I received a $100 bill in the mail as a late graduation present. I placed it on the table so I could go to the bathroom. I come back to find the table empty and my $100 bill missing. The fan blew the money on the floor and my 8 week old puppy ate it. FML
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Amysbodybetrayal 0

I would NEVER leave a 100 dollar bill lying alone on a table. Never. It would disappear in seconds in my house. "Hey, anyone seen my 100 dollar bill?" "Nope, where was it?" "On the table." "Why the heck did you leave it there? Dad probably took it." xD

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Eashag 3

That's what your pockets are for, tard.

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cs68507 0

What kind of moron MAILS a 100 dollar bill???? You do not mail cash! However, you are still the most moronic of the two.

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yottskry 0

Well, if we're going to be picky he is the 'more' moronic of the two. Comparative, not superlative.

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Grrrpoop 0

The obvious thing to do now is to rename your puppy 'Benjamin'. :)

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kukopia 0

It seems the OP is assuming the puppy ate it simply because he didn't find it. Now he's going to be collecting and washing puppy poop... I wonder how long he does that before he realizes the bill could be under some furniture...

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crazy4life400 0

fyi- next time just give your puppy 1/2 teaspoon hydrogen peroxide- it wont hurt the dog at all just make him throw everything up in his stomach. Its also great for future reference if he eats anything hes not supposed to...

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pooter_stink 0

My dog ate a 100 dollar bill before. I feel your pain.

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beasting 0

hey you'll get it back 1 way or another

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brelinxboo 0

ooh that sucks. but YDI kinda for just leaving it out.

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Coolerthanutimes 0

If u r recieving money it is not called a bill u dumb ****

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kurato 6

A bill also refer to note. As in $100 dollar bill, a $5 dollar bill, 1 dollar coin, a nickle. He not using it wrong. But I do agree that -that term is confusing, if you remove the last 5 words from that sentence, it would be extremely confusing.

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