Love: Today, I received a bouquet of flowers. I thought they might...

By RosesAreRed - 14/02/2010 18:52 - United States

Today, I received a bouquet of flowers. I thought they might be from my crush, so I excitedly opened the card. It was from my druggie ex-boyfriend, who apparently can't move on with his life even after three years. The contents of the card? "Baby, I got you like a habit, and I can't give you up". FML

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By britney - 15/02/2010 02:54 - Canada

Today, I got flowers sent to my work, I happily opened them in front of my co-workers thinking they were from my crush, I open the card to see "Love you, from mom". My mother thinks my love life is so pathetic, thats she needs to send me flowers to cheer me up. FML

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By blacklove - 12/02/2010 20:19 - United States

Today, I got a rose from my boyfriend. The card read, "It's over." FML

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By anonymous - 16/02/2015 12:57 - Australia - Rockdale

Today, I received a bunch of flowers from my 'lover'. This would be fine, except that I don't have a lover, and my boyfriend now thinks I'm cheating. FML

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By Azure_Mist - 27/01/2011 22:53 - United States

Today, I received a bouquet of flowers from my boyfriend, which is something he's never done before. Unfortunately, this was his way of apologizing for cheating on me. FML

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Empathy

By KidCudi227 - 23/10/2019 06:00 - United States

Today, my boyfriend sent me a bouquet of roses with a message attached. The message said, "Ever since your dog died you've stopped putting out, so I think we should break up." FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2010 07:43 - United States

Today, I found a note in my boyfriend's car from another girl telling him she hoped he liked the flowers. These were the same flowers he gave me while I was in the hospital, just after having his kid. FML

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By Oh hells no - 16/09/2013 07:26 - United States - Los Altos

Today, my girlfriend came home with a huge bouquet of roses. They were from an admirer, brainwashing her to think I'm a terrible boyfriend for not buying her flowers like he did. FML

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By Jason - 14/02/2018 15:00

Today, I bought my crush a bouquet of roses plus one fake. The line was going to be, "I'll stop loving you when the last rose dies." I told my best friend and he thought it was such an amazing idea that he stole the fake rose and gave it to her himself. Guess who got the girl. FML

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So brave…

By just say you want to leave! - 02/10/2023 16:00

Today, I got a bouquet of beautiful flowers from someone I'd never heard of. My boyfriend flipped his shit and stormed out, calling me a cheater. I called the flower shop. Turns out he made a fake order, just so he could accuse me of cheating and dump me. FML

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By Soapy - 06/04/2017 16:00

Today, I got a gift from my ex-boyfriend who's currently studying abroad. He got me a really creepy snowglobe for my "collection" as a sweet gesture, maybe to win me back. Except I don't collect snowglobes. He'd confused me with the girl he cheated on me with. FML

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toddin 7

Monday 15 February 2010 1:21

Tell him to go to rehab. :)

CyrusTheBlue 0

Monday 15 February 2010 1:21

Be glad someone wants to give you something. Women are so ungrateful.

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OmgGuessWhatChic 0

Monday 15 February 2010 4:31

Okay.. Did anyone else have mysterious green mucus splurge out of their ass

wellaintit_irony 0

Monday 15 February 2010 4:44

this is one funny guy. send him my addy, id accept the flowers. :p no, that sucks for you. but it's still cute, thoughtful and a caring Valentine's gift, which is indeed better than most people are getting today. sorry its from someone you could care less for. :/

EllyH 0

Monday 15 February 2010 5:30

just say "thank you for the flowers" and don't bitch about it... I mean, did You send something to your crush???

YeahFMLxX 0

Monday 15 February 2010 5:39

hmm, indeed.

YeahFMLxX 0

Monday 15 February 2010 5:49

It's the magical amount, not enough to hook yah'. The magical amount, to get you more seduced! Not enough to lay you out but just enought to count! The magiiccall amount!

caligurl10 0

Monday 15 February 2010 7:46

YDI for dating a loser!! lmao

AcrossTheSea 0

Monday 15 February 2010 8:08

Well... Sounds better than my valentines day. I wouldn't complain too much.

lovesexhugs 0

Monday 15 February 2010 8:17

be happy you got anything

Sekococo 0

Monday 15 February 2010 8:20

awww send him a card back saying " Roses are Red , violets are Purple, I'll be your Whitney if you be my Bobby, Crack isn't whack so i'll take you back" come on OP.